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“Don’t call the cops on me!”

A slightly annoyed drabble

By Lana V LynxPublished about a year ago 1 min read
“Don’t call the cops on me!”
Photo by Jake Blucker on Unsplash

Ok, I’ve done it. My phone shows 10,152 steps in for the day at 10:50 pm.

As I head to my apartment building, a police car pulls next to me. The driver’s window is open: it’s still hot here this week, sticky warm at night.

“Are you ok, maaam? Someone called in, saw you up the road walking and crossing too often.”

“Yeah, I was just walking, putting my steps in. Is avoiding cars on the road a crime now?” I smile.

“No, I guess they thought you weren’t sober. Have a good night!”

“Thank you?” As he pulls away.

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Lana V Lynx

Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist

@lanalynx.bsky.social

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  • 𝐑𝐌𝐒about a year ago

    No drinking and meandering, Lana! lol Fun story. Sometimes you just gotta get your steps in.

  • Cindy Calderabout a year ago

    Congratulations for earning an Honorable Mention on this week's leaderboard for Most Discussed Stories with this piece!

  • L.C. Schäferabout a year ago

    Is this a true story, because either bloody mental 😂

  • Shirley Belkabout a year ago

    Nice drabble, Lana!

  • Jamye Sharpabout a year ago

    Sometimes you just got to get those steps in.

  • Hahahahahahaha this was hilarious but I can imagine how annoyed you were at that moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Isn't funny how "Walking" is considered odd these days? When did being human become so unbelievable? When did we stop being human?

  • So good!😊 Quite believable these days 😳.

  • Michelle Liew Tsui-Linabout a year ago

    The number of steps you managed to get at once is impressive though!!

  • J. L. Greenabout a year ago

    There’s a lady in my neighborhood that criss-crosses across the road to get her steps in but it’s early morning so she’s not as Sus.

  • Rachel Deemingabout a year ago

    Funny! You obviously looked very suspicious.

  • Paul Stewartabout a year ago

    lol! irritating but your lil vignette is not!

  • JBazabout a year ago

    If the people were so concerned maybe they should have checked on you themselves?

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