Patter

”Shut it ya wee bawbag.”

“Am no having it pal”

“You wee shite. I will rip you to pieces like Wallace.”

“That’s enough from you ya fucking mingin pest.”

“Shut your gob and fizzog ya fucking bastard.”

“I will smash ya fucking nasty bastard wee cunt.”

“This cunt knows how to talk ya fucking pedo.”

“I’m no listening you bastard.”

“You keep abusing the living shit out of me you bastard.”

“I’m no having it ya bastard.”

“You keep to yourself and you don’t get harmed “

“What the fuck man?”

“Get tae fuck.”

“Your pish man and your granny is going to get shoved off a bus.”

“I will smash you you bastard.”

“I’m nae bothering naebody you bastard.”

“This cunts chirping.”

“The bloody tenacity of you.”

“I’m just taking the piss man. Nae harm.”

“You messing wit the wrong nutjob man.”

“I’m going to give you the Glasgae kiss.”

“You nutmpty. I will tear you to pieces.”

“I will smash the living shit out of you you bastard.”

“Cop that you fucking pedo.”

“I’ll rearrange your fizzog you glaikit drunk.”

“You’re hoaching with bullshit you bastard.”

“This is going to be the end of your life ya bastard.”

“Nae cunt messes with me ya bastard.”

“This shit has got to stop.”

“Ya Tory bastard.”

“Your mingin of shite.”

“Nae girl wants you cunt.”

“Away with ya you pasty fucker.”

“You are dribbling shite you nasty cock sucker.”

“This cunt is fucked.”

“All the efforts you put in to fighting ya bastard and think you are so tough ya bastard. You will wish you fuckin never messed with me you bastard. All the fuckers I have fucked over and you bastard better not mess with me you fuckwit.”

“I will not be messing with me you bastard.”

“You think you are kingshit. I will knock you to Leith you crow man.”

“I will smash you and break your teeth you fucking bastard. Skin you alive you dog.”

“Your fucking fitbaw team is shite you bastard.”

“You hun. I will skelp you you bastard.”

“The wee fuckery this wee shite had. You preaching rubbish man.”

“You Longshanks loving eee bastard.”

“I will smash you with my bare hands.”

“The cops are on their way you fuckwit.”

“You better leave now. This cunt is going to fuck you cunt.”

“Shit here the pigs they are coming.”

“This wee fucker has no idea of the shit that they are getting in.”

“We better run for it ya mental fuck.”

“This cunt has the fuck in his head. You get tae fuck cunt. Nae fuckwit has the right to leave. I’m bailing man. You fucker better watch. The hoops are coming to rock and roll you bastard.”

“This cunt is going to fuck you up you bastard.”

“Nae cop in the country is going to touch me you ya bastards.”

“You cops can’t catch me you fucking pedo cunts.”

“The fuckers are messing with the nastiest cunt in Glasgae.”

“You got the paper?”