The Feisty Calf

Once apon a time there lived among a valley a skinny calf Name Billy.

Every morning, the bull would gleefully eat grass with the other bulls and cows in the fields of the valley. Each taste of the grass was tingly, and satisfying. Every bug was scrumptious and yummy. Even the water near the murky mud pond quenched this little calf’s thirst.

The other cows and bulls loved chewing on the kernel grains and wheat hay, while the baby bull calf was chewing on the hay and was always hungry. The other cows would constantly bully the baby calf and laugh at him, make fun of him.

”You greedy wanker” One cow smirked and laughed at the baby calf.

“I’m no Wanker!, stop teasing me” The baby calf replied. Just when the baby calf was finishing it’s grass and wheat, a raging bull ran towards the calf to horn Billy and forcefully move him out of the way of the main grassy field.

”Get out of the Way you stupid wanker” The raging bull said to the baby calf. You’re a weak skinner , bull,no, i mean, little cow” The Bull mooed .

” HEYY, why are you trying to interrupt me while I’m eating??” The skinny calf moooed to the raging bull.

“Because you’re such a loser, no one likes you!” One Bull said while eating the grassy area Billy was knock off of.

”I’m not a loser, I’m not a wanker, I’m only skinny because you bulls always butt me out of everything like a bunch of goats. Ugh” Billy said to the other animals.

But every time that Billy would try to eat anything, the other bulls would harass him out of the grassy part of the field. They were always making sure that Billy couldn’t get a tasty scrupulou bite of the nutritional grass and wheat hay near the area. He always had to fight for it.

”You guys make me mad, and infuriated “ Billy replied to the bigger raging bull who kept Billy away from the grassy field.

”We don’t care, go away and get out of our herd” The bigger bulls all said to Billy.

”No, I won’t” Billy said back. Then the raging bull yet again charged towards billy with his long horns to slam Billy out of the way, and pushed Billy away from tthe he grassy area and into the dry mainlands. Billy had enough of the bullying and harassment he had to endure day in and day out. He was raging with anger because he couldn’t enjoy the grass like all of the other bulls and cows and their calf’s did. Later that evening, when all of the bulls and cows, and their baby calf’s were asleep, Billy woke up to sneak into the crassly field for some sweet tasty grass and wheat hay. As he took a bite, he realized just how more peaceful it was without the other animals picking on him.

So Billy ate for 4 hours the green grassy area happily until he fell asleep. The next morning, four bulls surrounded Billy and started to horn him, and push him around. They kept at it for 6 minutes until something snapped into billy.

He got tired of the bullying and unfair treatment of the other bulls and defended himself by horning his opponents.. One bull smiled at him and called him a “weak little cow” as they butted heads with each other. But Billy pushed ally four bulls out of the way like a raging bull charging towards it’s target. He slashed and mowed one bull in the face and another near it’s cheek with its pointy horns.

The other bulls beginned to run towards billy to KILL him, and cut through this throat. So they charged charged towards billy and stabbed him with their sharp horns, slashing Billy in the throat and instantly killing him.

Billy laid helplessly on the grass as his next bled rapidly. Papa bull and mother Cow ran to see their child was dead and they mourned in anger at the death of their only calf.

”Look what you fools have done!!” The papa bull said in a deep angry voice.

He then found the other bulls who killed his calf eating grass peacefully. Papa Bull found the killers and mowed them all with his long sharp horns. Poked one of the bullit’s in the eyes and swinged it’s head to toss the other bull now eyeless, into the air. While the other bull used it’s back legs to charge, papa bulls took the opportunity to charged is’t pointy bloody horns to stab the killer bull in it’s chest and throw it over his head to tumble towards the grassy field, now laying lifeless.

The bull became angry and raged against each and every bull that were involved in his calf’s death. Then the bull exhaled heavily while brushing it’s hoove on the dusty dirty ground.

”YOU DENIED MY SON A PLACE TO EAT, A COMMUNITY AND NOW HE’S DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU” The bulled mooed loudly.The farmers on a tracker saw what the big black bull has been doing and got a rifle with a trinklizer and shot the bull in the rear. The bull ran and then stumbled to the ground as he faded in a dazed and confused look.The bullies were dead but papa bull was drugged and asleep from the farmer. Looking terrified, the cows and bulls decided not to fight over the grassy field anymore and instead, to eat the grass and wheat hay peacefully in harmony.

Days later, other cows and bulls beganed to eat the grass as the dead bulls rot with fruit flies buzzing around their corpse. The farmer decided to let them rot natural for the soil as little Bill was now reduced to bones and rotten flesh. The calf’s body reminded the other animals of treating one another with respect and to not fight over something as trivial as plentiful grass and hay. Don’t have a cow about the little things in life, because it’s complete bullshit, no pun intended.