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My Merlot date with Bee Yonce

I couldn't tell who is finer 🍷🤩

By J LouisPublished 5 years ago 3 min read

4:44 am my phone notification beeped. I woke up in the middle of the air like Korven in "5h Element". I checked to see what and who was it from, I found out the unexpected. A direct message on Instagram from Bee Yonce, my forever long-time crush. I could not believe my eyes when I saw who replied, and I definitely could not believe reading "Yes" to the question that I asked.

I asked myself was it for real ? I asked myself was this a dream ?

Yes it was for real, and YES was the answer from me asking her if we can go out on a date .

Pressure was rising, I started sweating. I do not smoke, but I would if I did. I just took a full glass of Merlot. And later on did I find out her favorite wine is also Merlot ??? Yes I did.

After I got myself together from all the stress, all the pressure of getting the Queen's attention, we chatted more and we exchanged phone numbers, then I set up the date. I did not want to let her know where we were heading though because I wanted to surprise her, I wanted her to feel special. I just told her it was a place where she would want to get up and dance. I told her to just get dressed, and that I was going to wear my favorite suit and tie.

5 pm on a beautiful Saturday evening, I was ready, our date was at 8:30. I had a fresh cut , I smelled like Givenchi, my shoes were extra shiny, and I started playing nothing but slow Jams, and some R&B. I had a Playlist that had Groups and Solo singers such as : Boys to men, Nsync, Phill Collins, Mariah Carey, Azyet, Whiney Houston, Lauryn Hill, even some Rkelly, but that was before all the drama. I felt LOVE was going to be in the air, therefore I was in that type of mood. I wanted to feel it, I wanted to breathe it.

I flew in my Helicar to her house, not that it means I was speeding. Everyone like myself used to live in the air, in the future at the time, we were all up there. So I picked Bee up at 6:30 just to get there at least 10 minutes before our reservation . There was no rushing, the traffic was nice, I was on time. Everything was well calculated.

I was in Awe when I opened the door watching her walk in her hot white/ blue dress and on her 7 inches heels. I shook my head and said girl you look splendid, you're a blessing. She smiled and said you too look sharp.

Bee really looked fantastic as we matched each other's color patterns without knowing about the colors we was going to wear. I guess you can say it was meant to happen, we were a true match.

I got to the front entrance, and gave valet the key. Everybody started staring at the beautiful Bee. I was admiring my date too because she looked as hot as underneath my windows PC. She kind of reminded me of Beyonce, and I felt like Jayz with all my locs.

So we took our sit, a band showed up playing the sax, then we heard the pianist. we wished he never stopped. He played some amazing hits. We got up and dance like Rose and Jack in the movie Titanic.

We had a really good time.

Bee was an angel, so our date was in Paradise where we both dance, ate and drank our favorite wine Merlot.

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