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Flying in beer.

Drunk again!

By Dawn EarnshawPublished 3 years ago Updated 3 years ago 4 min read

This is is the theme of the Comedy; Frank fear’s flying, anyway his wife manages too get a couple of drinks down him and coax him on the plane. Frank decides to face his fear of flying by booking a ticket for a short domestic flight. However, as soon as he boards the plane, he becomes extremely nervous and starts sweating profusely. The flight attendant notices his discomfort and tries to calm him down by offering him a drink.

Unfortunately, the drink turns out to be too strong, and Frank ends up getting drunk and causing a scene on the plane. He starts singing loudly and dancing in the aisle, much to the amusement of the other passengers. The flight attendant tries to get him to sit down, but Frank insists on continuing his impromptu performance.

Finally, the pilot comes out of the cockpit and asks Frank to calm down, but he mistakes the pilot for a fellow passenger and starts chatting with him as if they were old friends. The pilot plays along with the joke, and the two of them end up having a hilarious conversation over the plane's intercom system.

By the end of the flight, Frank has completely overcome his fear of flying and even asks the pilot if he can come up and see the cockpit. The pilot agrees, and Frank spends the rest of the flight sitting in the cockpit, chatting with the crew and enjoying the view from the front of the plane.

As Frank spends time in the cockpit, he becomes fascinated by the controls and instruments used by the pilots. The co-pilot, who is also a fan of aviation, starts explaining to Frank how everything works and what each button, switch, and dial is used for.

Frank is amazed by the complexity of the systems and the amount of training and skill required to operate the plane. He starts asking the pilots all sorts of questions about their job, their training, and their experiences, and they happily answer all his queries.

As the flight comes to an end and the plane begins to descend for landing, Frank starts feeling a bit sad that his time in the cockpit is over. However, the pilot reassures him that he can always come back and visit if he wants to learn more about flying.

Frank proceeds to ask “could I possibly get in the adjoining seat and just watch?”

So the pilot naive let’s Frank sit there; well that was it. He cut the throttle to the main pilot and bewildering takes control over the plane. The pilot is reassuring the passengers as they put their masks on, as Frank now has the plane in a loop, well you couldn’t make this up. Hilarious scene as he laughs and pulls out Mr Bean teddy and sits it in his lap, he proceeded to tell jokes over the tanoy, as the passengers are gasping for air.

Once the plane lands, Frank gets off with a big smile on his face and a newfound confidence in himself. He thanks the crew for their help and tells them that he's no longer afraid of flying. He even jokes that he might become a pilot himself someday.

The other passengers who witnessed Frank's transformation give him a round of applause and congratulate him on facing his fear. They all agree that it was the funniest and most entertaining flight they've ever been on.

From that day on, Frank becomes a frequent flyer and takes every opportunity to travel by plane, always remembering his first flight and the crew who helped him overcome his fear. As Frank spends time in the cockpit, he becomes fascinated by the controls and instruments used by the pilots. The co-pilot, who is also a fan of aviation, starts explaining to Frank how everything works and what each button, switch, and dial is used for.

Frank is amazed by the complexity of the systems and the amount of training and skill required to operate the plane. He starts asking the pilots all sorts of questions about their job, their training, and their experiences, and they happily answer all his queries.

Yes, Frank experienced turbulence again on some of his future flights. Turbulence is a common occurrence during air travel, and it can be caused by a variety of factors such as changes in air pressure, temperature, and wind patterns.

However, the difference is that after he overcame his fear of flying, Frank would have been better equipped to deal with turbulence. He would have learned various techniques to stay calm and relaxed during turbulence, such as deep breathing, distraction techniques, and positive self-talk.

Moreover, Frank's previous experiences of successfully managing his fear of flying would have given him the confidence to handle any turbulence he may encounter in the future. He would have learned that turbulence is a normal part of air travel and that it does not necessarily mean that the plane is in danger.

Franks Landing.

Overall, Frank's successful journey to overcome his fear of flying would have given him the tools and mindset necessary to manage any turbulence he may experience in his future travels.

So this is theme of the Comedy of Frank Piñata and his flying adventures; his next comedy scene 🎬 is in the Airport luggage, he manages to get caught in the luggage and comes out on the conveyor belts. Talk about funny ; this guy is hilarious. ………And as for tubulance Frank was the unbelievable turbulence let out of a jar, straight into a scene 🎬 of complete chaos, laughing and screaming, also confusion who was actually flying the aircraft…talk about funny.

Oh wait a minute I can’t write for laughing ; he only get trapped in the luggage at the hotel where he is dropped off into Mrs Earnshaw room who is consequently changing for the Red carpet, he explains his journey and Mrs Earnshaw is so taken away by the whole comedy she invites him to the Oscars ………..he proceeds his funny antics and manages to get on stage and ask the audience ”Why (staggers) did the musician refuse to go to the Grammy’s? Because he didn’t want to face the Music 🎶”

Well the whole hall is in rapture and to be honest made the night less stifling- good old Frank piñata and his wife Gloria.

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Dawn Earnshaw

Loves writing short stories and poems - learning punctuation and Grammar.ADHD

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  • Novel Allen3 years ago

    It would be funny indeed if the pilots let a drunk guy into the cockpit. Everyone would probably end up dead or at least in a plane crash. We shall see where that goes then.

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