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A Day in the Life

Doggie Distractions

By Dana CrandellPublished 3 years ago Updated 2 years ago 1 min read
A Day in the Life
Photo by Honest Paws on Unsplash

Digging is fun, but Dad doesn't like it -

Is that pee? Not mine! Leg in way, gotta' hike it -

Squirrel! Dammit, he got away -

Tracking something! Fence in the way -

Run and jump and grab the toy -

Around the yard! I'm a good boy -

CAT! Call the pack! Hey, over here -

Treats are good. Dad likes beer -

I wonder if this chair tastes good -

Oh, Mom is mad! I guess I should -

Never mind. Goodnight, Neighborhood!

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Dancing with Distraction from a different perspective. You can read all about this acrostic challenge here:

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Dana Crandell

Dad, Stepdad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.

Poet, Writer, Editor, Photographer, Artist

My poetry collection: Life, Love & Ludicrosity

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  • Abigail Penhallegon3 years ago

    This is so much fun, who better to write about than a dog for this challenge! Loved the “squirrel” for S.

  • Jay Kantor3 years ago

    Dear Fellow Gramps; aka 'Recliner' Chair Scribblers. I'm writing one now with my feet up to circulate my 'Little-Brain' ~ Relate? ~ As our VM associate Scribbler 'Roy Stevens' once said ~ "My eyes get blurry from screen damage." Ah, 'D' - Surely a day in our aging 'Lives' - I get such a boost from all of your Gab! I pass you on to all of my 'Senior' Newsletter followers - They Love you too! 'J' Jay Kantor, Chatsworth, California 'Senior' Vocal Author - Senior Author Community -

  • Roy Stevens3 years ago

    A great idea to write from the POV of a distraction expert!

  • Babs Iverson3 years ago

    Loved it!!!💖💖💖

  • Mariann Carroll3 years ago

    That’s a fun poem to the challenge 👍

  • Ahna Lewis3 years ago

    haha, this was a fun one! Sounds 100% accurate to my family's dog!

  • A dogs life one distraction after another. This was excellent

  • Super cute and fun!

  • Kristen Balyeat3 years ago

    Oh, this is so fun, Dana! I think you're in my dog's head. Haha! Such a clever idea!

  • L.C. Schäfer3 years ago

    This had all the energy and mischief of a puppy 😁

  • Mark Gagnon3 years ago

    Yup, it's a dog's life!

  • J. S. Wade3 years ago

    That was fun 🤩. Great motion. Can dogs take Ritalin? Love it 🥰

  • sleepy drafts3 years ago

    This is so awesome!! 💓 Potentially my favourite take on the challenge so far, lol. 💖

  • Cathy holmes3 years ago

    I don't think there's a way for to adequately convey how much I fucking love this entry. My favoutite line "Treats are good. Dad likes beer -" 👏👏

  • Aphotic3 years ago

    My dogs to a T🤣

  • Gina C.3 years ago

    So fun and lighthearted; you captured joy perfectly 🤗 Well done!

  • C. H. Richard3 years ago

    So true but the pups remind us of what is important ❤️

  • Test3 years ago

    Haha, the ultimate in distraction. Well done the way you wrote it so it didn't feel the rigidity of the acrostic - 💙Anneliese

  • Awesome Take on the challenge it was Fun 🤩❤️‼️

  • Every dog I've ever..., squirrel!

  • Heather Hubler3 years ago

    Ah what fun! I loved the this :) I'm reading as I'm sitting outside with my own pup.

  • RP3 years ago

    You made me want to adopt a puppy! Great work.

  • 𝐑𝐌𝐒3 years ago

    Ha! You have captured the ADHD mind of a dog perfectly. Well done!

  • Paul Stewart3 years ago

    Oh, this is a blast, Dana! You captured a day in a life of a dog so well, with humour and making it fit into the acrostic too! Bravo, Sir!

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