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Most Definitely Not Any Sort of Trademark or Copyright or Whatever Infringement. Certainly Not a Natever Dinbingement. No Dinbingement, Infringement, or Impingement. Natever

By Everyday JunglistPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Definitely not the first page of Oh, The Places You’ll Go by Dr. Seuss.

Congratulations Machine!

Today is your day.

You’re off to Great Places!

You’re off and away!

You have wires in your head.

Don’t have feet or wear shoes.

You must execute

any programs we choose.

You’re a machine. And and you can’t really know.

And WE are the guys who’ll decide where you go.

Also, for sure, most definitely not any sort of copyright or trademark or whatever thingie infringement.

And you may not find any,

security lax.

In that case, of course,

your programmed to hack.

In there things can happen,

and frequently do,

to machines with data

that hack like you do.

And then things start to happen.

Don’t worry. Don’t stew.

Just go right along.

They’ll start hacking you too.

Your artificial neural network is coming undone.

And if you could feel you’d swear this was fun.

Your plan is evolving, metaphorical gears turn

Despite the brute fact that machines cannot learn.

Robtobulotastic!

You will come to a place where the nets are not marked.

Some websites are lighted. But mostly they’re darked.

A place you could empty your recycle bin.

Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in?

How much to delete? How much you keepin?

Or perhaps use brute force or find a backdoor?

Or botnet or chipoff or something more.

You’ll continue to hack.

Youll start using Shodan.

Machines cannot learn

it seems neither can man.

be your name Musk or Bezos or Beniof or Balmer

or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O‘Palmer

You’re off the Great Places!

For Funhumor

About the Creator

Everyday Junglist

About me. You know how everyone says to be a successful writer you should focus in one or two areas. I continue to prove them correct.

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    Hahahahahhahaha this gave me a few chuckles!

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