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Family of Toes

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By Rowan Finley Published 11 days ago Updated 11 days ago 1 min read

Enthusiastically, they dance and sing

about many lollipops 🍭 to bring.

On a jolly ranch, they’re jolly ranchers,

they’ll always and forever, “represent the lollipop guild!”

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Below is a picture of the jolly little ranchers classy parents during Christmas time in their formal attire.

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About the Creator

Rowan Finley

Father. Academic Advisor. Musician. Writer. My real name is Jesse Balogh.

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  • Komal10 days ago

    This is delightfully unhinged in the best way!

  • Archery Owl10 days ago

    Hahaha

  • Harper Lewis11 days ago

    Delightful!

  • Colleen Walters11 days ago

    Hahahahaha!!! I love the toe n of this! You (toe) nailed it Toetally hilarious 😆 I love her pearls by the way 😍 Their jolly ranch must be Utoepia 🌸

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