ADHD Life
I had to meet with psychiatrist they said. My appointment was at two pm. Okay, so I should go grocery before but my appointment is at two though. I don’t want to be late. So I should go after…? Right? Or will the store be closed by then? Or I could go tomorrow and order in today. Yeah, I will order in food that’s safe, I don’t need to leave my house. It’ll get done then. So then all I did was wait. It’s like being in a waiting room in your own house. I checked to make sure zoom was working so I can have this appointment. The appointment started and the psychiatrist looked at me and said “it sounds like you might have ADHD” and she noted something down. Wait. What? Then something started to make sense. Is that why I spent most of my days in the classroom daydreaming? Yes. Is that why I had to click my pen at work? Yes. Is that why I am consistently interrupting others? Probably. Do I overshare at work? 100% is that why I can never enter a grocery store and just get what I need? Yes. Literally, today I walked into Walmart “All I need is a stapler” I told myself before I walked in. All I need is a stapler okay? Oh what’s that the make-up aisle. I wonder if they have E.l.f. Oooo yes and it’s on sale score! Right. Stapler, new Nicholas Spark book? I’ll take that! That reminds me I need a library card. Wait. Stapler. I found the stapler and then I looked over the clothing aisle. I did lose that shirt, just a white tank top. Yes, okay I need to leave. And like that I spent 38$ ouch. The stapler cost me 5$.
Comments (9)
Another one that feels like an excerpt from a legend or classic tale!! Congrats on placing fifth on this week's leaderboard Matthew!!
Wooohooooo congratulations on your Leaderboard placement! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
Back to say congratulations on placing on Vocal's weekly Leader Board. Well done.
Indeed! Fallacies/‘constructed’ histories. At least I think that was your meaning. Extra slow tonight! 😅
Nicely put together! Told an unfortunate story in 3 lines. But I would have tried to fit 'idiots follow' in there somehow, lol. Nah! It would cheapen the tone. I like it just the way it is... But they are idiots.
Et tu, brutes?
This shows that history repeats itself, and not always for the better. Well done, I really like this one.
What's most striking about this poem is how it applies to the present as well as the past. Nothing good can come from mob mentality, yet that seems to be the tool that many rulers use. Well done on the haiku.
Ouch. This had a real bite to it and such a striking and vivid image to create with so few words. My bud, my man, you have done it again. Mixing history and poetry, so eloquently!