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Kingdom of Tapas

All You Must Eat Buffett

By Amos GladePublished about a year ago Updated about a year ago 1 min read
The Pteetneet Cryptic - The Supreme Pizza

Enter please and have a seat

You’re about to get an all you can eat

Buffet

Tapas, tapas, one and all

Tapas, I repeat

Get off your feet

And have a seat

To treat

Your malaise

We’re talking deviled egg

No need to beg

As you survey

Mussels and

Truffles

Potatoes with

Ruffles in skillful display

Petit Fours

You’ll eat more

You’ll think you’ll eat more all day

You’ve got nothing to say?

Because your mouth is stuffed

With kebab or

Corn on the cob

Battered and deep-fried smelt

Best to unbuckle your belt

For the foods you’ve been dealt

Have a seat with the bourgeoisie

All tapas are free

To a certain degree

You'll see what I mean

The pizza's supreme

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Amos Glade

Welcome to Pteetneet City & my World of Weird. Here you'll find stories of the bizarre, horror, & magic realism as well as a steaming pile of poetry. Thank you for reading.

For more madness check out my website: https://www.amosglade.com/

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarranabout a year ago

    Mmmm, your poem made me so hungry hehehehe

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