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Shower Thoughts

A poem about shower thoughts

By Ada ZubaPublished 8 months ago 1 min read
Shower Thoughts
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Here I am in the most amazing place in the world… my shower

Read I go into my thoughts and this is what I found

Do Disney princesses really represent mental illnesses?

Do I have adhd?

Hey look! hair on the wall

How fast does hair grow?

How much hair do I lose in a lifetime?

What if I dyed my hair pink?

Is that how P!nk chose her name?

So iconic!

Should I choose a colour and be famous?

Can I sing?

Meee!

Haha nope.

Is goofy really a dog? No because Pluto is the dog

Can there really be two?

I’ve never seen Pluto at Disneyland.

It would be cool to see a dog at Disneyland.

People could bring their dogs.

And they could have a Disneyland for dogs.

Shampoo flows through my hair getting soap in my eyes.

Rinsing my eyes once more

Imagine if people didn’t have eyes

That would be creepy.

What if eyes were just an illusion and we all have one eye?

That would be funny!

The conditioner smells so good

My fingers run through my hair

It feels so good being under the shower

I could live here

Just live in water.

I look at my fingers and they’re all crinkly and wrinkly.

Time to get out.

Dry off and the thoughts stop.

humorStream of Consciousness

About the Creator

Ada Zuba

Hi everyone! here to write and when I’m not writing, I’m either looking for Wi-Fi or avoiding real-world responsibilities. Follow along for a mix of sarcasm, random observations, and whatever nonsense comes to mind. "We're all mad here"

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  • Elmer Sellers8 months ago

    This shower musing is pretty relatable. I've had similar random thoughts in the shower. Like, do we really need eyes? And the Disney characters thing - never thought about Goofy and Pluto like that. Made me wonder, what other odd shower thoughts do you have? Also, that idea of a Disneyland for dogs sounds fun. Would you go?

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