Stupid Research Paper...
I was up all freakin' night!

Allow me some patience
Because I have been up all night
Concerned about this crazy chemistry report
Due first block this morning
Everything I know about chemicals on these pages
From our notes on hydrogen
Going to all the way to whatever the
Hell lawrencium is
I’ll never be able to get back the sleep I missed!
Just know, good or bad, I gave it my best shot
Know that I sacrificed so much for this stupid research
Love it or hate it, it’s everything I’ve got
Most of my friends didn’t show the effort I did
No matter how much I wanted to just go to that party
Only I know better than that; I know the
Paper had to come first. No
Question.
Rest assured, I know what my priorities are.
So I deserve, I KNOW, that I deserve a great grade
To know what I’ve given up, sacrificed?
Understand that (please) as you grade it.
Very thankful for your time and patience
What? You pushed the paper back a week? Are you serious?!
XENON! I wasted three hours on Xenon alone!
You know what? Screw it! Clear off that couch!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…….
About the Creator
Bryan Buffkin
Bryan Buffkin is a high school English teacher, a football and wrestling coach, and an aspiring author from the beautiful state of South Carolina. His writing focuses on humorous observational musings and inspirational fiction.




Comments (1)
Cleverly written.