ADHD Life
I had to meet with psychiatrist they said. My appointment was at two pm. Okay, so I should go grocery before but my appointment is at two though. I don’t want to be late. So I should go after…? Right? Or will the store be closed by then? Or I could go tomorrow and order in today. Yeah, I will order in food that’s safe, I don’t need to leave my house. It’ll get done then. So then all I did was wait. It’s like being in a waiting room in your own house. I checked to make sure zoom was working so I can have this appointment. The appointment started and the psychiatrist looked at me and said “it sounds like you might have ADHD” and she noted something down. Wait. What? Then something started to make sense. Is that why I spent most of my days in the classroom daydreaming? Yes. Is that why I had to click my pen at work? Yes. Is that why I am consistently interrupting others? Probably. Do I overshare at work? 100% is that why I can never enter a grocery store and just get what I need? Yes. Literally, today I walked into Walmart “All I need is a stapler” I told myself before I walked in. All I need is a stapler okay? Oh what’s that the make-up aisle. I wonder if they have E.l.f. Oooo yes and it’s on sale score! Right. Stapler, new Nicholas Spark book? I’ll take that! That reminds me I need a library card. Wait. Stapler. I found the stapler and then I looked over the clothing aisle. I did lose that shirt, just a white tank top. Yes, okay I need to leave. And like that I spent 38$ ouch. The stapler cost me 5$.
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Oh my god, Paul! Your poetry as improved leaps and bounds from when I first started reading however many years it's been now. Wow!! Your diction here is not only impressive but precise and purposeful. I actually read it a few times to get the whole picture as many of these words are not in my usual vocabulary!! I read the below comments and I've gathered this is aimed at subtitles? My opinion is pretty straight forward on them too: fuck em. xD I hate coming up with them, I hate how sometimes they spoil whatever the published work is about, and I hate that it is required ( though I think it's important for SEO? Like hell if I know... ) and I wish I had better ideas for them lol Fantastic poem, Paul. Seriously. This one is very impressive.
Some thoughts to ponder here Paul
I’m deep in my cups at the moment— but at the current moment I’m with you. Insofar as I agree with the idea that a title primes the reader for what’s to come. I kind of hate thinking of titles hahah I have about three stories in my drafts labeled “untitled 1, 2, and 3” But I agree with you, I think.. once you attach a creators name to something you’re telegraphing to a reader what they can expect to see