This is an example for my dirty limerick contest. I’m not kidding about keeping it dirty. Nothing cutesy playing at being dirty—if you’re a clean, Polly pure type, this isn’t for you, and you might get hurt feelings in here. You’ve been warned, so proceed with filthy caution.
There once was a lass name of Shanny
whose face was as flat as a panny.
Her pussy was yuck and she couldn’t fuck,
so the lads took a turn on her granny
😜😈😜😈😜😈😜😈😜😈😜😈😜😈😜
Come play in my sandbox!
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Harper Lewis
I'm a weirdo nerd who’s extremely subversive. I like rocks, incense, and all kinds of witchy stuff. Intrusive rhyme bothers me.
MA English literature, College of Charleston
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Comments (6)
Is Susan Sarandon a granny? Asking for a fiend...I mean, friend.
a STRONG model. i'll go rest a spell in the gutter and see what comes out
I am on two minds of this one. Your use of my beloved Scottish Bard in the title and one of my favourite poems ever by the great man Then this absolute filthy fun dedicated to I think I know who. The Tragic Princess. Nice one. I will need to think of something. Might resurrect the filthy star of two of my favourite limericks. I'll drop links in case you ain't seen them.
Wow, hilarious, and filthy. Love it!
Wowza!!
right into it I see, alright then!