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The Gripe of St. Valentine

An entry for the Love in 50 words challenge

By Rachel DeemingPublished about a year ago 1 min read
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Hearts. Flowers.

Teddy bears.

Lacy, racy underwear.

Got a card? Who's it from?

Mystery making insides thrum.

Valentine, the saint of love

Looking down from up above:

"Enjoy it, mortals! Go ahead!

Stuff your face! Romp in bed!

I loved Love! Lost my life!

So you could dine by candlelight!"

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Rachel Deeming

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  • Lamar Wigginsabout a year ago

    -Dine by candlelight- is an exquisite touch! Loved the whimsy as well!

  • D.K. Shepardabout a year ago

    Hit all those commercialism cliches with such a poetic punch! Well done, Rachel!

  • C. Rommial Butlerabout a year ago

    Well-wrought, and quite amusing! One must certainly wonder how any of the dour old Catholic saints could come to represent Eros...

  • Caroline Cravenabout a year ago

    Racy Lacy! Ha! So good. Can’t believe you squeezed so much into 50 words! Brill.

  • Romp in bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Loved your take on this challenge!

  • John Coxabout a year ago

    Poetic and comic genius, Rachel! Fifty words that dance, sing and induce delighted giggles!

  • TheSpinstress about a year ago

    Love it! Good luck in the challenge.

  • Sean A.about a year ago

    Hilarious!

  • Marilyn Gloverabout a year ago

    I love this poem, Rachel. A wonderful entry into the challenge! Also, your image is nothing less than awesome!

  • Shirley Belkabout a year ago

    Loved that you tapped into the mind of St. Valentine :) genius

  • Ruth Stewartabout a year ago

    Exactly! Well said.

  • Daphsamabout a year ago

    Great poem!

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    Haha. Perfect.

  • Mariann Carrollabout a year ago

    Very hot and sexy !

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