Your nomenclature is lame
((ludicrous limerick challenge))
Right there in the medical compendium
Says old docs called a pussy “pudendum”
But why choose a name
Whose root-word is “shame,”
And denounce the very place that they came from?
About the Creator
Feelings Never Die
It is Valentine's Day again, and it bought back memories that were over fifty years old. It bought me back to 1971, and I woke up and I knew my baby was due today. I was big and pregnant, and I felt like I was about to burst wide open. Imagine my surprise when the doctor told my I had a due date of February 14. I couldn't believe it, and since my baby was due today, I felt I could indulge myself a bit. I had gained a lot of weight, and chocolate was on the no-no list, but I had came to the end of this pregnancy, and I hoped it would be okay, after all I would deliver this baby today. So I walked across the street to the grocery story, and bought myself, a peppermint patty, covered in chocolate, my favorite. Me and my Valentine's baby would enjoy it together.
By Susan Paytona day ago in Fiction
Comments (45)
Morgana. I'm sorry but you have been plagiarized by a user named "Sam" They used your exact same story with the same picture and title. If you still see them, please report them and ask Vocal to remove them. Their entire profile is stolen top work. The link to their profile is here for convenience https://todaysurvey.shop/authors/sam-t9au7y0n1b%3C/span%3E%3C/span%3E%3C/span%3E%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E%3C/div%3E%3C/div%3E%3C/div%3E%3Cstyle data-emotion-css="w4qknv-Replies">.css-w4qknv-Replies{display:grid;gap:1.5rem;}
This is great! I also identify with your bio! 😀
Sweet! Love it.
Clever modern limerick. Like it! Congratulations on the top story!
Your last line is an echo of what my mother used to say (to my shock!). "What are you doing? Trying to see where you came from?" Great limerick!
Nice piece ✨❤️🍀
Love this.
Congrats!
ya it is weird how they called it that. Sacral 2 to sacral 4 is the pudendal nerve-innervates privates. But ya comes from latin word shame-good one
This is perfect. Catchy as hell too haha
Soo clever!! This is absolutely amazing. 😍 Congrats on Top Story, Morgana! ❤️
This is so good from top to bottom. From the Title to the picture to the five lines that knocked it out of the park. Such a great use of words.
Oh, I like this one!
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Great work 👏✍️
Love this take on the challenge. Excellent work as always!
Such puritanical nonsense. This poem kicks ass! Great work!
And the Word master award goes to … 🥰. Congratulations on Top Story. 🥇
GREAT
This...is awesome. So deserving of Top Story. You have a new subscriber!
Ok, not only did you powerfully articulate this in such few syllables… but then you found the perfect picture to use!
Congratulations. Told you this would be a top story.
Well Done! 👏👏👏
Yes, absolutely yes. If this doesn't place in the challenge I would be very disappointed. ❤'d and subscribed!