Amos Glade
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Welcome to Pteetneet City & my World of Weird. Here you'll find stories of the bizarre, horror, & magic realism as well as a steaming pile of poetry. Thank you for reading.
For more madness check out my website: https://www.amosglade.com/
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The Clitoral Myth
“Welcome everyone, have a seat, have a seat. This is Introduction to Women’s Studies, if you are here for any other class you are in the wrong room. I am,” the professor paused and picked up a piece of chalk. He turned his back to the class and wrote his name in big block letters across the chalkboard.
By Amos Glade6 days ago in Fiction
How to Fuck Around
So, you’ve been invited to a party. You are excited to go, right? What? You aren’t excited or aren’t going? You remember the last party you went to and it was a total awkward disaster? Oh, boy, you’re right, you probably just shouldn’t go. What’s that? But you really want to go, but you’ll need some advice on how to interact with peers, socialize, and basically, you know…
By Amos Gladeabout a month ago in Fiction
Echoes of Regret
I’m so sorry that I hurt your feelings because misunderstands; stranger hit on you; I rubbed your leg wrong; stranger hit on me; early morning noise; I had morning breath; I bought you soda; asked you to read; my early bedtime; I drove the wrong way; I was out too late; I wore the wrong thing; I made a new friend; my scent after work; I needed some space; loose hair in the sink; I made less money; couldn’t decide dinner; you dreamt bad of me; I wore a necklace; substitute groceries; I was too needy; forgot the trash cans; sad at the wrong time; one too many jokes; I made too much food; I was sensitive; dust in the kitchen; I mourn different; loved you the wrong way
By Amos Glade3 months ago in Poets
