Paul Stewart
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Award-Winning Writer, Poet, Scottish-Italian, Subversive.
The Accidental Poet - Poetry Collection out now!
Streams and Scratches in My Mind coming soon!
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I am very excited that Vocal has done a great job of making sure there is a community specific for Humor. Along with writing, music and films, humour in various forms is in my lifeblood. I like to think that I am funny, but my wife would probably disagree with that, depending on what day of the week it is.
By Paul Stewart3 years ago in Humor
The Inevitable
"Don't forget", she said. Looking at me with those beauiful brown pools, pleading, urging me to get it right for once. "I won't", I reply, with all the surety of an obnoxious orangutan. "I won't forget...I promise" That...that was a mistake. Right there.
By Paul Stewart3 years ago in Poets
Cherry-Flavoured Betrayal
Candy chewed on the sweet cherry-flavoured gum between her perfectly and pristinely white teeth, as she toyed with her copper-red locks. The leather pants that clung to her slender legs and white blouse two sizes too small was part of the plan. No-one considers the seemingly dim-witted, but sweet girlfriend of your boss would be anything other than a pretty piece for his arm that inflated his ego.
By Paul Stewart3 years ago in Chapters
