Sean Patrick

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Hello, my name is Sean Patrick He/Him, and I am a film critic and podcast host for the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast I am a voting member of the Critics Choice Association, the group behind the annual Critics Choice Awards.

Stories (1969)

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Anaconda (2025) Review: A Meta Reboot That Can’t Decide What It Wants to Be
Anaconda Directed by: Tom Gormican Written by: Tom Gormican, Kevin Ettin Starring: Jack Black, Paul Rudd, Thandiwe Newton, Steve Zahn, Daniela Melchior
By Sean Patrickabout a month ago in Geeks
The Best Movies of 2025 Found the Smallest Audiences: Why Box Office Failure Became the Year’s Greatest Artistic Badge
Great Art Didn’t Sell — And That Was the Point If there is one uniting theme of 2025, it’s this: the best movies of the year found the smallest audiences of the year.
By Sean Patrickabout a month ago in Geeks
'Song Sung Blue' Review: Craig Brewer Finds Heart and Humanity in a Neil Diamond Tribute Story
Song Sung Blue Directed by: Craig Brewer Written by: Craig Brewer Starring: Hugh Jackman, Kate Hudson Release Date: December 25, 2025
By Sean Patrickabout a month ago in Beat
'The Housemaid' Review: Paul Feig Crafts a Wicked, Stylish Hitchcockian Thriller
Directed by: Paul Feig Written by: Rebecca Sonnenshine Starring: Sydney Sweeney, Amanda Seyfried, Brandon Sklenar Release Date: December 19, 2025
By Sean Patrickabout a month ago in Geeks
Avatar: Fire and Ash Review — A $400 Million Placeholder Masquerading as a Movie
Avatar: Fire and Ash Directed by: James Cameron Written by: James Cameron, Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver Starring: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldaña, Sigourney Weaver
By Sean Patrickabout a month ago in Geeks
'The Plague' Review: A Harrowing Look at Boyhood, Bullying, and the Cost of Belonging
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐½ (4.5/5) The Plague Directed by: Charlie Polinger Written by: Charlie Polinger Starring: Joel Edgerton, Everett Blunck, Kayo Martin
By Sean Patrick2 months ago in Geeks
No Other Choice (2025) Review: Park Chan-wook Turns Economic Despair Into a Chilling Moral Thriller
Star Rating: ★★★★½ (4.5/5) Directed by: Park Chan-wook Written by: Park Chan-wook, Lee K-young mi, Don McKellar, Lee Ja-hye
By Sean Patrick2 months ago in Geeks
Marty Supreme Review: Timothée Chalamet Is Excellent, The Movie… Not So Much. Top Story - December 2025.
⭐ Rating: 2 out of 5 stars Marty Supreme Directed by Josh Safdie Written by Josh Safdie, Ronald Bronstein Starring Timothee Chalamet, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tyler The Creator, Odessa A'zion
By Sean Patrick2 months ago in Geeks
The Luckiest Man in America Review: The Wild, True Game-Show Scandal Hollywood Can’t Quite Recreate
Directed by: Samir Oliveros Written by: Maggie Briggs, Samir Oliveros Starring: Paul Walter Hauser, Walton Goggins, David Strathairn
By Sean Patrick2 months ago in Geeks
George Clooney Shines in Noah Baumbach’s Jay Kelly: A Heartbreaking Portrait of Fame and Loneliness
Jay Kelly (2025) – Movie Review Directed by: Noah Baumbach Written by: Noah Baumbach, Emily Mortimer Starring: George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Billy Crudup, Grace Edwards
By Sean Patrick2 months ago in Geeks
Review: It Was Just An Accident — Jafar Panahi Turns Trauma Into Surreal, Dark Comedy
★★★★☆ It Was Just an Accident Directed by: Jafar Panahi Written by: Jafar Panahi Starring: Vahid Mobasseri, Mariam Afshari
By Sean Patrick2 months ago in Geeks
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Review: A Noisy, Soulless Sequel That Forgets to Be a Movie
★☆☆☆☆ (1 out of 5) Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Directed by Emma Tammi Written by Scott Cawthorn Starring Josh Hutcherson, Elizabeth Lail, Piper Rubio, McKenna Grace
By Sean Patrick2 months ago in Horror

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Anaconda (2025) Review: A Meta Reboot That Can’t Decide What It Wants to Be

The Best Movies of 2025 Found the Smallest Audiences: Why Box Office Failure Became the Year’s Greatest Artistic Badge

'Song Sung Blue' Review: Craig Brewer Finds Heart and Humanity in a Neil Diamond Tribute Story

'The Housemaid' Review: Paul Feig Crafts a Wicked, Stylish Hitchcockian Thriller

Avatar: Fire and Ash Review — A $400 Million Placeholder Masquerading as a Movie

'The Plague' Review: A Harrowing Look at Boyhood, Bullying, and the Cost of Belonging

No Other Choice (2025) Review: Park Chan-wook Turns Economic Despair Into a Chilling Moral Thriller

Marty Supreme Review: Timothée Chalamet Is Excellent, The Movie… Not So Much. Top Story - December 2025.

The Luckiest Man in America Review: The Wild, True Game-Show Scandal Hollywood Can’t Quite Recreate

George Clooney Shines in Noah Baumbach’s Jay Kelly: A Heartbreaking Portrait of Fame and Loneliness

Review: It Was Just An Accident — Jafar Panahi Turns Trauma Into Surreal, Dark Comedy

Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Review: A Noisy, Soulless Sequel That Forgets to Be a Movie

Stories (1969)