Steve Lance

Joined July 2021

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Deputized
The YouTube Video is an audio version of the story. Bart was riding the horse hard, too hard. It was a good, sturdy horse, but at this pace, it would not make it to Mexico, especially with the Rangers closing in. Instinctively, he tapped the saddlebag, reassuring himself that the loot was still there.
By Steve Lance4 months ago in Fiction
Chubby Cheeks. Top Story - September 2025.
YouTube Video is the Audio Version. Milwood Milford, also called Captain Peg Leg, although not to his face, sat under a large palm tree, sipping a banana daiquiri.
By Steve Lance5 months ago in Fiction
Disparities in Prescription Drug Pricing
I recently went to have a prescription filled. I had switched insurance companies, and my old pharmacy did not accept my new insurer. I was told my prescription would be $300. Under my old insurer, my copay was $28.
By Steve Lance3 years ago in FYI
I'm So Sorry
Dear Little Red Riding Hood, I hope this letter finds you in good health, So I can express the remorse I’ve felt, For causing you much anguish and distress,
By Steve Lance3 years ago in Poets
Dear Santa
Dear Santa, I hope this letter finds you well, As I write to you with a wish to tell, A dream that lies within my heart,
By Steve Lance3 years ago in Poets
Senators
Ornery old octogenarians Obstructing obnoxious officeholders Overextending, overtaxing, overspending Overstaying Out of Office
By Steve Lance3 years ago in Poets
Ba Ba Ba
Ba ba baby Ba ba ba beautiful baby Basking bronze befuddling beauties Baring barely bitesize bikinis Ba ba breathless baby
By Steve Lance3 years ago in Poets
Congress
There was a sly man from D.C. He was a congressman, you see. He would get my goat when he sold his vote. It’s time he goes, don’t you agree?
By Steve Lance3 years ago in Poets
Clap
They all assembled for reward. The best to receive an award. There was no slapping, just polite clapping.
By Steve Lance3 years ago in Poets
Argue
Gathered, you debate the winner. Pointing and shouting, “you sinner!” We all pick our side, you know they have lied.
By Steve Lance3 years ago in Poets
Procrastinate
haiku time again why wait until tomorrow I'll do it today
By Steve Lance3 years ago in Poets
Bye
wrinkle by wrinkle the mirror reflects my clock as the days flow, bye
By Steve Lance3 years ago in Poets