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Most recently published stories in Critique.
The Calvin Stickers
Let the grifters grift. It’s their only gift. You work hard on your craft. You spend hours on your craft. Just for someone to drop a link. Or worse, they drop something unrelated. It stinks. Maybe Bill Watterson was right, when he chose to ignore the sticker grifters. We’ll see.
By Atomic Historian3 years ago in Critique
Men in Black
Men in Black is a shallow, soulless spectacle, mistaking CGI aliens and quirky gadgets for substance. Smith and Jones' chemistry can't mask the film's vacuous core. It's a hollow parade of special effects, wasting a glaring opportunity to explore the real existential dread of a universe teeming with unknown life.
By Abnoan Muniz3 years ago in Critique
Come Live with Me
Awesome alluring title! Unfortunately, the black-and-white classic movie missed the heart. Starring James Stewart and Hedy Lamarr, the bizarre love triangle between a struggling writer, an entertainer who is about to be deported, and a book publisher was bland and unromantic. The forties film should have been called "Without Love."
By Babs Iverson3 years ago in Critique
Harry Potter (Critique)
This series inspired and defined an entire generation, and galvanised them to read. It's spawned movies, video-games and theme parks. The titular character is similar to Gaiman's Timothy Hunter, but the story is well-plotted and resonates deeply.
By L.C. Schäfer3 years ago in Critique
From a Dog's Perspective
A movie so dry it must be watched twice, you will definitely fall asleep the first time. If anyone could stay awake long enough to remember what happened this surely would become a cinematic masterpiece. Simultaneously laughable, forgettable and deliciously bland this is the greatest movie I can't remember seeing!
By Nathan A Miles3 years ago in Critique
Me Before You
Me Before You deserves credit for evoking a visceral reaction from me. The book is ableist, even ignoring the ending. The story didn't dive deeply enough into any real trauma (such as Lou's sexual assault) and treated Will like a vehicle for overcoming Lou's issues. It's a tone deaf romance.
By C.M. Vazquez3 years ago in Critique








