Humor
Running Out Of Ronel
“Nobody can hear a scream in the vacuum of space . . . or so they say. At Space Incorporated, we disagree. Our vacuums boast the quietest motors on the market, as well as the longest running time. And, for a limited time only, our most affordable option, the Silt Sucker 5000 is available to purchase for five easy payments of only 19 cornecs a month! Contact a Space Incorporated distributor near you if you live on Earth, Mars, or Enceladus. If you live outside of these regions, or if you have other questions or concerns, contact Space Incorporated at 1-800-SpaceUS. That’s 1-800-772-2387. Call now before time, or Space, runs out!”
By Laura Pruett4 years ago in Fiction
