Humor
And the Dead Shall Rise, Maybe Around Noonish
When it was first reported that the dead had begun to rise, all I could think of were the zombie movies I’d seen. Mindless, rabid monsters seeking human flesh. Few of the living ever survived as the rest of the world fell to the ravenous undead.
By Lauren Triola4 years ago in Fiction
The animal inside
My name is Garfield Logan, but please call me Garth. Boy do I have an interesting story to tell you. I don't know how I should tell you this but I have some interesting, abilities. I still don't completely understand my powers, I don't even know how I really got them but that's not really important. There are shape shifters, I think. But I can't think of any other metahumans that can do what I can do. For some weird reason, I have the ability to change into any animal I want. Oddly, I always turn out green for some reason which is strange but again that's besides the point. The first time I had a transformation I was just walking in the woods when a mountain lion came out of no where. I was absolutely terrified but I remembered the rules, never run because it will trigger their predatory instincts. Instead, you should stand your ground against a mountain lion. Make yourself as large as possible and make as much noise as possible, and the lion will back off. So that's exactly what I did. However when I did something very strange happened, the roar I made sounded exactly like the roar of a bear. Almost immediately the lion ran off back into the woods. I'd never made a sound that loud. And when I looked down I saw my hands turning into paws and felt myself getting taller. Apparently I transformed into a bear. Thankfully for me I wasn't stuck as a bear, I actually transformed back into myself very quickly but it was scary to say the least.
By Dyllon Rodillon4 years ago in Fiction
When You Meet A Guy At A Bar
When you meet the love of your life at a bar in Chelsea at 2 am on a Friday night, refuse the drink he’ll offer you. And refuse it again the second time he asks, or he’ll ask you about your day. You’ll want to tell him that your dog got put down. Don’t tell him that. If you do, he’ll tell you that he has a dog that he loves very much (you invited the vampire in, didn’t you?). He’ll tell you his name is Hubert. You’ll laugh because whose name is Hubert? The dog? He clears this up for you. The dog is Hubert. He’ll show you a picture.
By Sierra Thompson4 years ago in Fiction
The Prank Phone Call
Glovanna knew all the rules for prank calling. She knew that the prankster should ensure the prank never involved the authorities; that they should never make threats; that they should not impersonate the police; and that they shouldn’t call emergency hotlines.
By Dr. Stanley G. Robertson4 years ago in Fiction
