Satire
Shadows and Light
He grew up in the soft hum of stained glass, where sunlight through colored panes made angels dance on the walls. The church was a fortress, its rituals a rhythm that promised safety. Prayer was a language he learned before he could read, and faith was a comfort as sure as his mother’s hand.
By Sound and Spirit17 days ago in Fiction
How to Train Your Unicorn
Congratulations! Despite incredible odds, you found a Malchezedek tier unicorn. It must’ve been a once-in-a-lifetime experience! So now you’re wondering how can you interact with this majestic creature again. Well there are things you should know and certain steps to follow.
By Gabriel Shames17 days ago in Fiction
How To Never Feel Pain
If you are reading this, that very likely means that you are alive, and the scary thing about being alive is that you can get hurt. Most of us don’t like doing it, and will go out of our way to try and avoid it, but once you’re born, it seems as though pain is inevitable- but not anymore! With this step-by-step guide, we will teach you how to avoid pain in your day-to-day life- not PHYSICAL pain obviously, we’re not wizards or anything(As far as YOU know…), but we CAN teach you how to not get hurt by others!
By Brea Henderson17 days ago in Fiction
So You Decided To Become a Nurse Practitioner: . Top Story - January 2026.
So you decided to become an "Advanced Practice" nurse. Congratulations!... is what I would say if this was a good idea. Grad school? In this economy? What were you thinking? Likely it was something along the lines of either 1) “I've seen these other chucklefucks do it— Why can't I?” or even 2) “I've got a nice career, I should shake it up. I miss feeling like I have no clue what I'm doing.”
By Sandor Szabo17 days ago in Fiction
How to Become a Werewolf. Honorable Mention in Instructions Included Challenge.
Thank you for choosing Lycan Brands for your life alteration. WARNING: Side effects of becoming a werewolf may include: bloodlust; drowsiness; insomnia; increased appetite; nausea and decreased appetite caused by overeating; supernatural strength; intermittent and inexplicable aches and pains; itchiness and rash. Do not proceed if you are allergic to becoming a werewolf, or have vasovagal syncope related to the sight of blood (sudden drop in blood pressure resulting in loss of consciousness), or if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant.
By Ophelia Keane Braeden17 days ago in Fiction
