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Best Lesbian Porn Stars
Lesbihonest, just because a girl kisses a girl on the lips (😜) doesn’t make her a lesbian. But it sure does look that way for these lesbian loving porn stars, and that’s the way we like it. Ah hah, ah hah.
By Bea Norton10 years ago in Filthy
Curious Case of Penis Envy
Just one year ago, an attractive redhead, Betty L., came to my clinic and said: “I don’t know what’s wrong with me, Doctor. I have a wonderful husband, twelve splendid children, a girlish figure, and a brand-new house in an expensive neighborhood. But I feel I’m missing something.” Like many other women her age, Betty L. lacked a penis but was unable to verbalize her sense of inadequacy. She was aware only of a vague, liquid emptiness, a throbbing gap, a bittersweet bodily vacuity, if you will, something she couldn’t quite put her finger on or around, “as if a thing that should be there isn’t.”
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Alpha Male Fantasy
Louis C. is a 34-year-old, 6’ man in generally good health, except for a touch of phlebitis. Although he is developing something of a paunch, Louis C. has powerful, sloping shoulders and looks as if he might have been a good athlete in his youth. As sales manager for a medium-size corporation, he averages $20,000 a year.
By Robert Chartham10 years ago in Filthy
Looking Up the Skirt Club
I watched three girls make out at an all-exclusive sexually charged event. And yes, I would watch it again. Skirt Club is the one night of the month where women can embrace their primal instincts with other women. It’s not about sex or how far you can go; but female empowerment. Genevieve LeJeune, Skirt Club founder, has seemingly performed the impossible by removing men from the female dating equation.
By Natasha Sydor10 years ago in Filthy
Sensual Massage Oils
It’s all in the wrists. A little massage oil doesn’t hurt either. Whether it’s scented, flavored, or contains natural ingredients, turn down the lights, hit the play button, and rub each other down. Massages are a wonderful way to add some romance to your sex life. And this story always has a happy ending.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Weirdest Masturbation Facts
If you love yourself, play with yourself. Nobody knows you better than yourself. Masturbation has been found to help foster a sense of well-being, boost confidence and body image, reduce stress, and improve sleep. Experiencing more orgasms makes you less susceptible to heart disease and type-2 diabetes. Shared masturbation lets lovers teach each other their preferences in a healthy, no-risk environment. Throughout history, masturbation has been portrayed in many ways. Some consider it healthy, some consider it taboo, others have no word to define it.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Paul Harmon's Innocent Erotica
“My work is a personal journal of my life. It is, therefore, both serious and frivolous. Spiritual and erotic.” As an internationally exhibited artist, Paul Harmon’s work is well represented in numerous galleries, museums, and private collections throughout the world. During the 1980’s, his work attracted the attention of Penthouse Magazine founder, Bob Guccione. Guccione featured Harmon’s art in Penthouse Magazine and the two men developed a friendship. In the following paragraphs, Paul reflects on the legendary Bob Guccione.
By Paul Harmon10 years ago in Filthy
Butt Plug or No Butt Plug?
Join us and answer the immortal question of whether or not these girls have butt plugs or not. A butt plug is a sex toy that is designed to be inserted into the rectum for sexual pleasure. In some ways, they are similar to a dildo, but they tend to be shorter, and have a flanged end to prevent the device from being lost inside the rectum.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Traci Lords Penthouse Confessions
“I’d posed for every magazine on the rack by now, and the business was all about new meat. I pictured myself lying in the butcher’s case at the supermarket, the plastic wrap covering my body and a red ‘Reduced for Sale’ sign on my forehead. The image seemed very real. I was going off the deep end. I had to shake it before I ate a bottle of pills. I was thinking about death a lot lately, and that day I felt like I was daring God to strike me dead.”
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
What Is Consensual Adultery?
Out of all the experiences thus far in my life, marriage has been hands down, the most challenging. I know, I know, you would assume I would say parenting because I just love to complain about the crappy diapers, sleepless nights, and leftover fat that is motherhood, but no way Jose, marriage absolutely takes the “difficulty” cake. Don’t get me wrong, raising children (and good ones at that) is no easy task with them constantly testing our patience, kindness, and sanity, but there is one huge difference that makes it all worth it and that is unconditional love. Not a day goes by where I don’t feel the undeniable love from both of my children. Even after a slap on the wrist or a 10-minute time out, they are guaranteed to not only forgive me but hug, kiss, and love me mere moments later. Now for my husband, not so much. If only he would show affection minutes after I rip him a new asshole, then life would be just grand. Usually after a fight with my bitchy filthy-mouthed self, doors are slammed and names are called and if I’m really feeling feisty I’ll throw in a bullshit threat as a cherry on top. Then the pity party ensues, the sulking, and the pondering if this is what marriage is supposed to be like. It’s crazy how a few minutes of nasty word vomit can erase years of happiness.
By Jus L'amore10 years ago in Filthy
Jen Selter Has the Best Jewish Ass
Instagram phenomenon Jen Selter reached 1.3 million followers with nothing but a dream, some yoga pants, and one of the all-time most spectacular asses in the world. Her page is loaded to the brim with pictures of her working out and many other ways to show off her illustrious butt. Her signature pose, sticking one leg behind and leaning forward, is quite effective in this regard. Obviously, her ass has played an integral role in obtaining so many followers.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Can Anal Sex Be Pleasurable?
Ladies, we have a confession to make; we know how much anal sex you’re having. It turns out that at least 1 in 3 straight women in the US has tried anal at some point in her life. The National Institutes of Health performed a study in January 2016 on the prevalence of heterosexual anal intercourse among men and women. Thirty percent of women and 35 percent of men reported having HAI in the previous year. Women who reported having tried anal were usually in their 20s and reportedly had higher levels of both income and education. While anal sex was equally common among women of all ethnic and racial backgrounds, it was more common among those who were either married to or already living with their partners than it was among single women.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy