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Uno Drinking Game
How to Play the Uno Drinking Game Uno drinking game is played just like the regular card game, Uno but with one added bonus: drinking. Opinions vary on the rule of taking just one card or more than one when drawing from the deck to lay down for your turn. Other than that, the game is actually very simple. Obviously, this game involves alcohol so be sure that everyone playing is old enough to drink. Also, be mindful of who you are playing this game with. In other words, only play with people you can trust. It is also important to remember that "alcohol poisoning" is a thing. Be aware of your condition and the dangers of drinking too much.
By Timothy A Rowland3 years ago in Filthy
The Untold Story of Lana Rhoades.
Lana Rhoades is a household name in the world of adult entertainment. With her striking looks and captivating performances, she quickly rose to fame and became one of the most popular and in-demand actresses in the industry. But before she was known as Lana Rhoades, she was just a young woman with big dreams and a determination to succeed.
By AlexMorningStar3 years ago in Filthy
3 Naughty Places Online You Must See
There are three places on the world wide web that anyone with a naughty mind must visit right away. These three sites will provide as much fun and entertaining adult content as you could possibly ever want. So, would you like to know what these three websites are? I thought so. Don’t worry, I won’t make you wait any longer… I’ll tell you what they are right now.
By Timothy A Rowland3 years ago in Filthy
Sisters
It was the day of the photoshoot for Kendall and Kylie to promote their lingerie business. The new guy taking their pictures Dave arrived at their home in the morning instead of the studio that they requested because it was closed due to a collapsed roof. so the photos were to be taken in the living room while the rest of the family were out for the day. So Dave went inside with his camera and set of films in a backpack. Kendall opens the door as she is wearing a red robe and lets him inside. He follows Kendall to the living room and he is greeted by Kylie who is wearing a blue robe. She became excited knowing how well the business was doing and the pictures will help it grow. Once he had set up his camera the sisters had gotten prepared with taking off their robes. When Kendall put her robe down on the couch she was wearing an orange bra and panties. Kylie herself was wearing a dark pink bra and panties which is her favorite set. So after Dave set up his camera he had got ready to take the set of pictures. He took the first picture which showed the sisters posing side by side in front of the living room table. The second picture shows only kendall standing and kylie crouching down. He then took a couple of solo shots of kylie followed by kendall and three more of them posing together. The way they were both posing in their lingerie had gotten him hard to the point that his erection was about to rise in his gray sweatpants. Then Kylie started to notice how the outline of his large cock is shown through his pants. This was no surprise because of the many men they had dated and how they were aroused by the sizes of their erections. Dave was no different and according to Kendall she admired his large girth and both sisters wanted to see what he had underneath. Then Dave took off his black sweatshirt and undershirt, showing his muscular upper body. Kendall and Kylie were really excited as usual and watched as he took off his shoes and gray sweatpants. He saw that his erection was getting big as they continued to watch. Kylie then took off her bra showing off her big tits. He then pulled his big dick from the front of his white boxers. once he had took them off he proceed to make his erection more stiff. both kendall and kylie were amazed by the size of his cock but then again it was no surprised to them. kylie then went to pull her panties off and threw them to the other side of the living room. Kendall then removed her bra and showing off her perky little tits. She quickly took off her panties too and let it slide to the floor. The three went to the couch where Dave had laid down and Kendall by his side. She was jerking his dick off while Kylie sat on top of his face. He can feel Kylie's thick ass shaking and a few jiggles too and Kendall sucking on him and jerking him at the same time. Kendall then climbed on the couch and inserted Dave's hard cock inside of her shaven pussy. she felt it throbbing while thrusting on top of him. Kylie can feel her big ass shaking while her titties are bouncing up and down. Then Dave felt like he was about to cum. Both sisters got off of him and he came on both of their tits at the same time. They got towels to clean themselves up and Dave put his clothes back on. The pictures will be in the magazine next week. Dave said to them as he left. "That was fun." kylie said to kendall chuckling. "We gotta do that again." Kendall said while cleaning herself.
By Forest Green3 years ago in Filthy
Cheesecake Photography: What can we learn from the origins of the Pin-Up?. Top Story - November 2022. Created with: OG Collection.
Bob Guccione’s first foray into the business of erotic entertainment was not the publication of the first issue of British Penthouse in March 1965. Before he was a maverick and titan of publishing, Bob was “Robert Gucci,” a purveyor of cheesecake photos to customers around the world. His market included prisoners, government officials, and everyone in between.
By OG Collection 3 years ago in Filthy
bare legs
October 28th, 2022 It’s been weirdly warm these past few days. It’s around 22°C and we’re one weekend away from November. Very unusual. The long, thick jackets have been out since the beginning of the month, as autumn pretended to settle. But now, with the quick and sudden return of the warmth, I got reminded of one of the most peculiar aspects of summer, to me at least: exposed body parts.
By Ms. Rodwell3 years ago in Filthy
Skip the Games Shakespeare
Romeo, Romeo, where is my Romeo? Are you in my inbox? Or my recent call list? Maybe in my DM. Hey, maybe I have it all wrong; can I find you under my bed? Behind my shower curtain? Tucked down behind my car? I must find you; For who is Juliet without her beloved Romeo? Scccrrraattchhh!!!! Kill the music, everybody duck down, and please for the love of God somebody call 911! We have to let them know that if you feed these guys after midnight or add water, they multiply! All of a sudden it’s: 🎶one little, two little, three little perverts, four little, five little, six Little perverts, seven little, eight little, 9 little perverts, 10 little pervert men!! 🎶 Ok. So today, like most days was nothing shy of a circus; an all around shit show. The start of my day was like most, shower, hair, makeup.. Get dressed up to get undressed…Deal with jealous, paranoid man in prison, while stressing about everything. What is it about this line of work that attracts very confident men then turns them into paranoid schizophrenic mental patients? I mean, Jimity fucking crickets, as if dealing with multiple personalities from various clients day to day isn’t bad enough, I’m privileged with multiple personalities from one seriously obsessed husband; there seems to never be a quiet, peaceful moment. After the morning “Man-tantrums”, In comes a vicious cycle of “Attention Deprived Insecurity Induced Drama”. I should just go ahead and have this shit medically and mentally classified as ADIID. I should probably call in Dr. Phil and have everyone begin calling me “Nikki Whoa” because testing my gangster this early in my day makes me want to say “‘Yo, catch me outside”! As I have stated before, Im a unicorn in a sea of horses. A constant fight for survival with only two directions to run; Work smarter not harder or be dumber and slumber. Methodical and strategical; tactical and practical. To succeed In a disaster induced atmosphere, one must be prepared to stay ten steps ahead of everyone in her path. This is an acquired skill, one that doesn’t come as standard issue on the various “treats” that are littered across the adult classifieds. Drive and determination in addition to goals and a desire to use this industry as a steppingstone for something better, fuels a money-hungry go-getter with the power to overcome any and all obstacles that may stand in her way to success. The secret, is learning to become a very talented actress with a slick tongue and quick wit. Just like a fighter, you find your opponents weakness and pounce on it. You must become a predator and stalk your prey. It’s a dog eat dog world, and I want to eat steak, not kibbles. This business can be extremely lucrative, but you must be willing to step inside the minds of the darkest, creepiest, sex craved maniacs. Beware, treacherous curves lie ahead…. You know, most of these patrons, make this job feel like stealing candy from little babies. It’s wrong, and you know it’s wrong, but having it come so easy is part of the addiction. Ninety percent of these men have something weird about them that makes me feel like I came down with a deadly dose of Anal Glaucoma, (because I sure as hell can’t see my ass dealing with them today). But as the old saying goes, money talks, bullshit walks… So I put on my dummy armor and head for my future migraine. The phone starts to chirp and I embark on my adventure for the day. Will it be candy canes and gum drops or shit roasted wiener dogs? To no surprise, the first caller doesn’t disappoint. He is hopped up on Viagra and old school player confidence. “Rico suave” ends up being “Nico don’t come my way!” and pulls up in a 1995 Buick LeSabre equipped with a spiderwebbed front windshield and broken passenger door handle. As he smiles and shows his nicotine and coffee stained chompers, you get slapped in the face with his overindulgence of Aqua Velva and Stetson. He licks his thumbs and smooths his eyebrows, and steps out of his redneck Cadillac trailing yesterdays fast food wrappers across your driveway. The first thought that crosses your mind? “Hola señor no Habla Inglis” and run back inside to the comfort and safety of your humble abode. Ahhh, wishful thinking. Rent is due, car needs gas, husband needs bond money and the kids need EVERYTHING! It’s kind of like diving into a cold deep swimming pool; hold your nose and pray. Then once Chester-the-Molester’s inside, you feel scraped and burned, disgusting and returned. Ten minutes later, he is cursing at the LeSabre as he has to work to restart it. Then finally, to no avail, he backs out and into the street and relief washes over. Holy shit, I’m sure glad he’s gone! Now back inside to remove his awful stench from you and your surroundings. The day continues with text and phone calls that never cease to amuse me. Just when I think I’ve heard it all some idiot hits my line with something so entertaining, I must screenshot the interaction and share it with whoever will listen. I actually think some of the guys believe that if they try hard enough , they may win an escorts heart over, forever dipping and slipping in her income. I do want to make it clear, not all clients are bad clients. Occasionally one comes along that makes life a little easier; a normal guy. Maybe he’s married, or single, or just likes living alone, but unlike their counterparts, these guys, are much more rare than a unicorn in a sea of horses, they are more like finding an albino alligator in Alaska. If you happen to luck upon this very unusual oddity , then treat him like the valuable ornate being that he is and keep him coming back. These are the special ones I attempt to mold into what I like to call “Sugar Daddy Prospects”. Although these guys tend to be much more clingy and needy than the aforementioned, they provide a safety and comfort unlike anyone else. It’s amazing to have someone to call when things don’t go as planned. It’s like having a “on call boyfriend”. No drama, no headaches, or laundry scattered on the floor. He’s there for your convenience as you are for his. I always prioritize these relationships over my other clients because having someone to call if things get rough is extremely invaluable. They aren’t always generous enough to make them the solo-dolo, but it’s an amazing feeling to not have to sweat small shit and knowing you have a backup plan makes this whirlwind life a little more stable. This industry is extremely profitable and the fast, easy money can be an addiction worse than drugs. For me, it was a curse placed on me at a young age. I saw the glamor and glitz, then got completely lost in a pile of crumpled bills larger then I had ever seen. Very quickly I developed what I like to call “Princess Brat Syndrome” or “PBS”. It’s symptoms include, but are not limited to, snobbish-laughter, uncontrollable whining, spontaneous tantrums, extreme laziness , and a horrible case of “resting bitch face”. The ability to acquire and work a normal job is now out the window. Even when attempted, I am faced with the awful realization that the paycheck i worked so hard for all week could’ve been made in an hour being spoiled and pampered by one of the many suitors lined up to be center of my attention at that time. Fast forward, 20 years, and here I sit, alone in an expensive hotel room, waiting for my miracle. An intelligent mind vanishing into thin air, unable to see the catastrophe that lies ahead. At 41, I’m starting over. I’m in college, I am promoting myself and my brand all over social media and then chasing a dream I’ve had since adolescence. My days are hectic and extremely tight, but my desire to regain confidence in myself continues to be a driving force. I am determined to succeed in becoming a normal, law abiding citizen. Unfortunately though, in my world, you have to shovel a little shit to be able to ride the horse. So, it’s onto the next, I hope for the best, and pray some idiot doesn’t put my patience to the test.
By Nicole Poston3 years ago in Filthy
