fan fiction
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Bat Janet
She said her name was Janet which Bat Janet found offensive because Bat Janet thought Janet was the sort of Janet who gave all Janets a bad name (bad name) and lead to all those dumb Janet jokes and memes[1] that were clogging up the internet. Janet's crime against humanity was be in line for twelve minutes - it was at least twelve minutes; she was already in line when Bat Janet walked in the Starbucks - and then, when she finally got to the register, still not know what she wanted. Then after numerous questions, she finally decided on something - "a tall, non-fat latte with caramel drizzle, in a grande cup" - Callie the barista smiled at her and said, "oh, the usual, then?" The usual? You hemmed and hawed for five minutes just to order 'the usual', Janet? Bat Janet was not pleased. Bat Janet was sitting in judgement of Janet, and finding Janet guilty.
By Mike Ahearn5 years ago in Geeks
Legends: The Abyss
A very long time ago, in a Galaxy far far away before there were Jedi, before there were Sith there was only the force, and the few who could harness and wield its power known only as The Father, The Daughter and The Son. Guardians of the force, and guides for its knowledge. Centuries passed and other beings around the galaxy became aware of the force and started to gain knowledge of how to use it. Those beings started to be known as Force Sensitives throughout the galaxy. While there were only a few per inhabited planet, those who witnessed the power they wielded began to see them as gifts from the force, some even heroes after a special act of selflessness. During this period of time there were no light or dark sides to harness, the force was neutral. Balanced. As time went on those who knew how to use the force became very knowledgeable and started to teach others. More and more beings began to tap into the force, using the gifts bestowed onto them by the galaxy and the cosmos itself.
By Xander Tomson 5 years ago in Geeks
Marina
As she was going on her nightly run, Marina, miscalculated her step and ate shit. She tumbled for quite a bit until she reoriented her body and sat upright. She was covered in mud. Her nightly run that usually ended with a winner's high was cut short and now she was sure she was sitting in duck poop. “FUCKING HELL! ,” she exclaimed. As she tilted her head up she knew that despite her fall, she was lucky. The light of the full moon had the canal glowing, she could see little black fish glimmering as they swam together in creepy synchrony. There was a light warm breeze that, wavered her hair like a flag. Despite the fall, she was ok. She stood up and started limping towards the dirt path. Don’t cry, she thought, Chef Ramsey would be disappointed. She knew she had been binging his cooking show for so long, that now, Chef Gordon Ramsey was a part of her. A motivating force, you could say.
By Gabriela Sarni5 years ago in Geeks
Fanatical Readings Episode 1
Originally uploaded May 21st, 2017. If the jokes (and the image quality) seem outdated, that's why. Finally, a new edited video from me (as opposed to a stream)! Caitlin joins me for this new series where we read (bad) fan fictions! And yes, this is a series, more coming soon!
By PXKM Productions5 years ago in Geeks
Always Stay with Me
Tuesday, September 23, 2014 On the afternoon of her 20th birthday, Kim Gwiboon took deep breaths, slowing breathing in and out. She nervously twiddled her fingers before going to sit at her vanity to inspect her already flawless hair and makeup one final time. She called out nervously, “Eonnie! Halmeoni! Come quickly!” Lee Eunsook comes running into Gwiboon’s room, tripping over her slippers, and landing flat on her face at Gwiboon’s feet. “Eonnie! Not again!” Gwiboon reaches to help Eunsook stand while the older lady grins at her sheepishly. Once Eunsook is safely standing, Gwiboon calls out for her grandmother once more, “Halmeoni! Where are you?” “Coming, coming, hold your horses, dearie,” Kim Miyoung says as she slowly shuffles her way into the room, thinking to herself that her dear sweet granddaughter should know better than to try and rush a 72-year-old.
By Patrina ✨🔑 🍒🌸5 years ago in Geeks
Final Fantasy 7 Phase 1
Hello everyone. This is the first chapter of a Final Fanatsy 7 fanfiction I've been wanting to write for a while, and just decided to go for. I love this story and universe. It was the best thing to happen to me in 2020 and probably for a long time.
By Antonio Quinones5 years ago in Geeks
Everlasting Roses
You've heard the story of the Tucks. But they weren't the first people to discover the Spring; on the contrary, far from it. Zakinerose Witherman was born into a life of privilege. Her father gave her anything she ever wanted. Sadly at the age of 16, she was left to her whiles and wondered the shores of England when pirates took her captive, leaving behind her basket and wrap.
By Ashley Slater5 years ago in Geeks
