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The Day the President’s Stomach Declared a National Emergency
The Conference of Ultimate Importance Once every fifty years, world leaders gather for the Global Stability Summit, a meeting designed to bring peace, cooperation, and… a lot of awkward small talk. This year’s summit was held in the newly renovated International Peace Dome, which looked like a giant egg laid by a billionaire who wanted tax breaks.
By 𝒩𝓊𝓉𝓊 𝒱. 𝒞.3 months ago in Humor
2090: The Year Humanity Finally Got Its Act Together (Sort Of)
A future so advanced, we still find new ways to be ridiculous The world had already transformed into something our ancestors from the 2000s would barely recognize. The air was clearer than it had been in centuries, not because humanity suddenly became responsible, but because the planet finally got tired and forced us to adapt. Nobody expected 2090 to start with chaos, but honestly… It’s humanity. Chaos is our brand. By then, the world had already changed in ways your great-grandparents would call “witchcraft,” your grandparents would call “the devil’s work,” and your parents would call “too expensive.”
By 𝒩𝓊𝓉𝓊 𝒱. 𝒞.3 months ago in Humor
Miracle at the MacNab Transit Terminal
If you want to understand my hometown, you have to start at the MacNab Transit Terminal, the unofficial heartbeat of Hamilton—and the only place where you can witness commuter chaos, small miracles, and pigeon politics all before 9 a.m. It’s not just a terminal; it’s a stage. A place where timetables come to be ignored, announcements come to be misunderstood, and patience goes to be tested.
By Alexander Mind3 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest Dharrsheena Raja Segarran. Content Warning.
The Opening Monologue “So, I was told today that my ratings dipped a bit on Spotify. Last week’s episode pulled in 2 million streams, compared to 2.5 million for the debut with Lil Hammertoe. I’m not supposed to talk about this publicly, but what the hoot, I’m Gloria, I break rules. Oliver Olivier and Jason Pooper Scooper are watching the numbers closely. After the sixth episode, this is the fifth, they’ll decide whether this show is a safe investment for an additional 22 episodes. If they see any slippage, the show will be wrapped up, and they’ll ship me back to Yucaipa, California faster than a corpse in a shallow grave.
By Rick Henry Christopher 3 months ago in Humor
THE LEFT-HANDED PENCIL CONSPIRACY
If you listen closely in classrooms, construction sites, cubicles, and break rooms across America, you’ll hear it. A faint, weary sigh. A sigh belonging to the forgotten, the ignored, the graphite-smudged minority known as… left-handed people.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
The Interior Decoration of Police Interrogation Rooms
In a new survey published this month in 'Paint and Paste' magazine there is much criticism directed at the design of many American police stations. In an extensive project the buildings of our law-enforcement institutions have come under heavy scrutiny.
By Parody and Satire3 months ago in Humor
Funny Things Children Say - A History Lesson in Arithmetic.
Mr McKillop was developing an unhealthy but entirely understandable dread of Class 4B. Not that they were unruly or disruptive, although they did tend to bring chaos to his peace of mind at every turn.
By Parody and Satire3 months ago in Humor
Things I'm Thankful for as a True Crime Fan This Holiday Season
Thanksgiving is upon us, and that means we hear Mariah's All I Want for Christmas on every radio station known to man, and we’re all more thankful for life and all that it’s given us than we tend to be at other times of the year. While everyone shows their gratitude for Grammy's mac n’ cheese, their good health, friends, and family, I'm over here showing extra appreciation for my love of true crime, knowing I’ll never be the star of an ID Channel show.
By Criminal Matters3 months ago in Humor
