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Tin Man
Opening song serenade from song Tin Man.. Smoke glass stained bright colors, image going down, Soapsud green bubbles.. Well here we are in a brand new tv show that I hope you’ll like, ( character smiles a squeaky smile with his red painted lips of silvery tin. ) It all started when I was stuck in the desert with no one there to help me loosen my rusty joints.. (Time drifts back where character is seen moving elbow & grimacing in pain) You see, I had lost my oil can when I went to the geyser to wash my rusty axe when I dropped it in the bubbling sulfur! Boo hoo hoo 🤧 The tin man cried a tear that turned to rust immediately. Oh no, now my tears have rusted more, ( tin man looks up at the clouds hopelessly searching for help ) I’ll help you find your oil can Tin Man. Who said that ? Who’s there? I’m here, a tiny little fairy said dancing in the air. Looking up he saw a pretty little fairy with pink phoenix wings. She smiled at the mechanical creature. I thought you were one of those giant crows that ate up my friend, scarecrow! Oh my how horrible, I am as you can see a small humble phoenix fairy 🧚🏽‍♀️
By Ocusan M3 years ago in Humor
Misfortunes Consolidated
Rundown: "Misfortunes Consolidated" is a humorous working environment parody series that spins around the particular and useless representatives of a little, battling organization called Flighty Arrangements. Set in the clamoring city of Quirk town, the show joins situational humor, whimsical characters, and sharp pleasantry to make a laugh uncontrollably satire experience.
By Manjit@6400..3 years ago in Humor
A Bad Date
In hindsight, I should have expected the date to end in disaster. The day started off wrong. That was the first clue. We planned to go hiking a local trail, a hobby we both enjoyed according to our profiles on eHarmony. What better way to get to know someone than to go on a nature walk together?
By Kenny Penn3 years ago in Humor
Vocal store gave me a heart attack
First of all, Congratulations to the Vocal family for Introducing the Vocal store. It is a huge accomplishment and shows how far Vocal has come. I have been here to witness Vocal grow from having a few articles published in days to publish tons and tons of articles in a couple of hours. After reading the article by Justin about the new vocal store, I was excited to look at the new merch launched by Vocal. I was so excited that I straight up read the title and went to immediately check out the store. What caught my eye was the price tag on the exclusive T-shirt on the website. The “Top Story Exclusive Tee” is priced at $1,000,000. You read that right, a whole damn freaking million dollars !!! HOLY MOLY!!!
By Winry3 years ago in Humor
The Hilarious Haunting
The story begins with, The Casper who was a ghost that once lived in the beautiful small hamlet of Laughter Dale. Casper, unlike other ghosts, preferred to make people laugh rather than fear them. Even though he was transparent and had a habit of mysteriously floating around, he loved to make people laugh.
By aliyan jabbar3 years ago in Humor
Jungle fever
PICTURE THIS AS A VERY LIFE-LIKE ANIMATED SERIES, IN 4, 5, OR 6D. OR WHICHEVER 'D' IS 'EN VOGUE' AT THE MOMENT. THE STORY BEGINS WHEN SIAM APPROACHES:
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Humor
The Crew. Runner-Up in Pitch Your Pilot Challenge.
The Short Pitch: Lost in Space meets Firefly meets The Office. The Pitch: Three brothers, the anxious and pragmatic Simon Shelby, a master of navigating bureaucracy, the sarcastic hoverchair-bound Henry, a reckless pilot, and the emotionally sensitive hulk Dylan, a competent and disciplined soldier, after inheriting a spaceship from their father, attempt to make a living in a galaxy rife with crime, corruption, societal decay, and bureaucratic two-stepping. Simon wants to pursue legitimate business ventures, instead of executing Dylan’s mercenary contracts or engaging in Henry’s illegal smuggling. The season begins in the wake of a disaster, referenced only in flashbacks. Simon and his brothers are about to transition into the legitimate business of luxury transport when they discover that a wrong turn has dropped them 150 years into the future. Galactic bureaucracy has grown completely out of control and getting their transport certification is going to require six months of observation by a government functionary, Polly Whetstone.
By Mack Devlin3 years ago in Humor
A Dick Dodgers SFPI Educational Interlewd: Boedeen
Note the below is a part of the saga of Dick Dodgers, Space Faring Paranormal Investigator, 1st Class (... so he says). It is tongue in cheek style background information on the planet Boedeen written for the serial novel "Dick Dodgers and the Case of the Orgasmic Organism."
By Andrew C McDonald3 years ago in Humor
Language Muddles
Ah! The English language! Makes you laugh, doesn’t it? For those of us born anywhere where English is spoken, it’s hard enough to muddle through. I can’t even imagine what might go through the minds of those trying to learn it.
By Margaret Brennan3 years ago in Humor
Taking the Knee to be Criminalised by UK Government
Brighton, England — At the Conservative party’s annual conference, a Home Office spokesman today announced plans to make ‘Taking the knee’ illegal. Any professional sportsman who continued to do could face a hefty prison sentence under the new legislation.
By Christopher Donovan3 years ago in Humor
Tom's Omelet Adventure
Once upon a time, in a small town, there lived a man named Tom who had a knack for getting himself into hilarious situations. One day, Tom decided to try his hand at cooking, despite having very little culinary experience.
By Chister Jan Agus3 years ago in Humor
The Power of Humor: How Laughter Can Improve Your Life
Laughter is a universal language that has the power to bring people together and make us feel good. Humor is a powerful tool that can help us cope with difficult situations, reduce stress, and even improve our physical health. In this article, we'll explore the many benefits of humor and laughter and how they can improve your life.
By Sunil Shaw3 years ago in Humor