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In The Beginning There Was Dust
It's difficult to say that Arazma Beetlebrush, the only real wizard, had a beginning point. Like many ideas floating around on planet Earth, in the early 2020s, truth came in many forms. That truth emanating as several different perceptions of events that took place when Arazma would randomly appear.
By Nigel Sanders6 months ago in Humor
The Misguided Map
Harold had never left his tiny hometown, and Marvin had a reputation for terrible ideas. So when Marvin burst into Harold’s living room waving an old, crumpled map, Harold didn’t question the strange markings or the promise of “untold treasure.” He only questioned why Marvin had eaten the last slice of cake.
By LUNA EDITH6 months ago in Humor
Another F*cking Horror Podcast
Like any episodic format — whether it’s video, audio, or print — staleness, predictability, and ennui can creep in. That’s not the case, however, with Another F*cking Horror Podcast, which seems to get better with time. Since our last review, the show has become even more entertaining, the co-hosts more experienced, and the snark more, well, snarkier.
By Frank Racioppi6 months ago in Humor
The Secret Life of Everyday Gremlins: A Field Guide for the Doomed
Introduction: Welcome to the Chaos For centuries, humanity has blamed bad luck, clumsiness, or “just one of those days” for life’s minor disasters. Lost socks. Dropped calls. Popcorn that smells like a Viking funeral. But the truth is far stranger, and far more sinister: Gremlins.
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
Outsourcing Hell. Top Story - May 2025.
Because of Satan’s recent decision to outsource their jobs, a group of rebellious demons found themselves with endless idle time on their hoofs, tentacles, mandibles, and hands. Miserable fiends huddled together in flaming magma, with nothing to do but suffer.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Humor
The Lies We Tell at Family Gatherings
Every family has their quirks. Some hide them, some embrace them, and some put them proudly on display at every family gathering. But let’s be honest—family reunions, birthdays, or holiday dinners wouldn’t be complete without a sprinkling of lies. Not malicious lies, of course. More like those funny, exaggerated, sometimes suspiciously recycled tales that somehow become tradition.
By Aariz ullah6 months ago in Humor
The Time I Tried to Adult and Failed Miserably
Introduction: The Myth of Adulthood When I was younger, I thought adulthood meant having life figured out — a steady job, a clean apartment, bills paid on time, and the mysterious ability to cook meals without burning them. What I didn’t realize was that adulthood is basically googling “how to fix this” every other day while pretending you’re in control.
By Nadeem Shah 6 months ago in Humor
My Epic Fail at Yoga Class
Introduction: The Myth of My Flexibility I had always believed yoga was simple. Peaceful breathing, soft music, a few stretches — how hard could it be? Friends swore it changed their lives, improved their posture, and helped them “find inner balance.” I wanted all that. What I didn’t expect was to find myself becoming the accidental comedy act of the entire class.
By Nadeem Shah 6 months ago in Humor
