ComedyWriting
Losing It
“Losing It” Logline: Taylor, a 30 year old alcoholic with severe body dysmorphia and an insanely beautiful head of hair, is recently sober. After a session with his therapist, who his girlfriend forced him to see, he is encouraged to replace his old addiction with a new “healthy” one. Face to face with himself in the mirror, no vices, Taylor decides to start taking every hair loss medication on the market; beginning his new addiction.
By Douglas Taylor 3 years ago in Humor
Living Dangerously . Runner-Up in Pitch Your Pilot Challenge.
Synopsis Fourteen-year-old Tyler is starting high school at Boogey High, a school for the supernatural. The only problem is that Tyler takes after his dad and is powerless, unlike his mermaid/merman older brother and sister. Now he must walk alongside some of the most powerful supernatural kids in the realm.
By Niko Banks3 years ago in Humor
Diary of a High School Wannabe
Submission for the comedy "Pitch Your Pilot" contest Logline Five teens go to a mysterious boarding school only to find themselves stuck playing parts in the world of a generic high school movie controlled by the will of the main character.
By Bellana Pachon3 years ago in Humor
Buddies . Content Warning.
A formerly prominent businessman David Bitman has to rethink his whole life once his wife of 14 years takes everything in a divorce, leaving him for an old friend of theirs. Searching for a way to get back on his feet, David reunites with a free-spirited old classmate Cassie to help him open up a dispensary.
By Sherman B. Mason3 years ago in Humor
Interview with Dracula . Content Warning.
Today, I interview a bloodsucker who’s mother would be proud! He’s a count, and while not a poet, many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he most definitely knows it. He’s a man who lives forever, and who’s name rhymes with Bracula, and he’s not afraid to cook with a spatula. He’s here to tell us what poems and stories ring true. Some call him a bat out of hell! Others say he’s perfect and doesn’t smell! Let us give a warm welcome to Dracula!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
The Misadventures of Foxy, Rabbit, and Ellie
A bustling city with tall buildings and busy streets. FOXY, a sly and mischievous fox, struts along with a confident grin. RABBIT, an honest and naive bunny, hops alongside, his innocent eyes wide with wonder. ELLIE, a large and majestic elephant, lumbers behind them, casting an imposing presence.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
The adventures of Hidden Money: A Comedic Quest for the Bonus
The Thompson household was always filled with laughter and playful banter. Mr. Thompson had a mischievous streak when it came to money, often attempting to hide it from his wife, Mrs. Thompson. However, no matter how hard he tried, his clever hiding spots were always uncovered by his astute and persistent wife.
By Jointdfw 793 years ago in Humor
"Hotter Than a Jalapeño: Surviving the Sizzling Summer Heatwave"
Hey, folks! Here to help you survive the scorching summer heat with my patented blend of humor and wit. Trust me, I've battled the sun's fiery wrath and lived to tell the tale. So, here with some hilarious tips and advice to keep you cool when the sun feels like it's personally targeting you. Let's dive right in! grab a cold drink, sit back, and get ready to laugh your way through the summer heatwave!
By Katrona Dawson3 years ago in Humor
Showdown at the Major Phazer Lazer Tag Emporium
INT. MAJOR PHAZER LAZER TAG LOUNGE - NOT DAY NOT NIGHT It is not day. It is not night. It is the forever florescent neon limbo of the lazer tag emporium. Blacklight and glow in the dark with no windows. Arcade game noise from every direction. Through the vents even. It is the casino of adolescence. If Walt Disney made Blade Runner. Children running and kicking and swinging at each other, snorting icing off mini cupcakes and eating cheese doodles off the floor, with miles of ribbon tickets in their pandemic fists. Zombie employees in neon vests, wading through them, forearms and elbows hover at their torsos above the heads of these unbathed masses, emptying change from machines and scraping gum off the geometric shapes of a carpet laid in 1987.
By Grant Richard3 years ago in Humor
