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Classy Car Repairs. Top Story - November 2023.
Last Saturday while loading up some groceries, I noticed that my trunk would not close. It appeared that the latch was broken. But that didn’t stop me from attempting to slam it shut about a dozen times with all my might, hopping up and down on it like a lunatic. There may have been a few tears. My efforts were unsuccessful and my daughter acted as if it was something I’d done on purpose to inconvenience her.
By Leslie Writes2 years ago in Humor
Tony and Rose
Once upon a time in a small picturesque town, there lived two individuals named Tony and Rose. Tony was a charismatic and adventurous young man with a heart full of dreams. He had a passion for art and a zest for life. Rose, on the other hand, was a kind-hearted and compassionate woman with a love for nature and a gentle spirit.
By Taiwo Adebayo2 years ago in Humor
The Five Types of Meat You Get in Heaven. Top Story - November 2023.
Note: my head has been in a weird place over the last few days. I have just lost my godmother after a very long illness, and even though it was not a surprise, I am still getting used to a world without her love, attitude...and wicked sense of humour. I had this in a notebook for quite a while, and I needed a laugh at the exact moment when I rediscovered it this morning. The title of Mitch Albom's book was perfect for a parody...
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Humor
"loyalty"
Unbreakable Bond: Determining the True Nature of Loyalty It is a word with great meaning that encompasses loyalty, love, and unflinching dedication. The idea of loyalty endures as a ray of hope and stability in a society where allegiances are constantly changing. This essay explores the many facets of loyalty, including its genesis, expressions, and significant influence on human existence.
By Misha story writer2 years ago in Humor
Symphony of Culinary Delights: The Whimsical Maestro in the Kitchen
In a bustling culinary realm, an illustrious chef, clad in a pristine toque and a spotless apron, artfully wielded his whisk and cleaver in a never-ending gastronomic pursuit. From the break of dawn until the sun's descent, he embarked on a culinary odyssey, his culinary prowess transcending earthly bounds. His soufflés ascended to heights rivaling celestial rockets, while his steaks possessed an ethereal tenderness that dissolved upon contact with the palate. His pasta manipulation was a choreography of flair, and his culinary concoctions, nothing short of divine. Yet, amidst the culinary brilliance, a penchant for clumsiness often elicited a chorus of grievances.
By Eldeni Silva Santos2 years ago in Humor
WHAT'S THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL IN THE OCEAN?
WHAT'S THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL IN THE OCEAN? That's a great question and if you could ask a sea creature like a tiny damsel fish they might say white sharks are among the fiercest hunters in the ocean, that this animal is the most dangerous with their amazing swimming speed and rows of sharp great teeth. So they can be pretty dangerous to fish or maybe they would tell you a blue whale is the most dangerous and that would make sense since it's so huge. Blue whales swim through swarms of tiny creatures called Krill with their mouths wide open and when they do watch out they can swallow up to four tons of krill in a day that's more than the weight of three of these cars, and that's not all they eat with their mouths open like that they can sometimes accidentally swallow other creatures like fish and squid in the process.
By Osamuyimen Gift2 years ago in Humor
BEAUTIFUL LIVING THROUGH SCIENCE
Lamber sceptra, bibere vitam, potestas eius finem rixae! The flame tucked and shimmied to the sound of a flap. Every eye was on the candle, and not on the soft skin pouring out of the bunched thin white sheet that was spilling off of the table.
By David Cacho2 years ago in Humor
Aba Kadaba
"Susie smells like a fart, make her leave and break her heart!" Little Jessie shrieked the spell at the top of her lungs. Her arms were out wide, and she tilted her head back with all the dramatic flair of a Muppet. Susie, the pigtailed girl in front of her, gasped.
By Jenna Sedi2 years ago in Humor
The Microbiomics Revolution Has Arrived
The age of microbiomics is upon us and with it opportunities for promising new areas of research have arisen that build and expand upon the excitement of the original but add a previously thought unrelated dimension. By combining the study of the microbiome with some random other non-microbiology related thing that people study not only will you gain notoriety as a trailblazing pioneer in the field, but more importantly you will instantly at least double the number of funding agencies to which you can apply for grant money. Confused? Me too a little bit, but to help clarify some I have proposed a few new fields and brief descriptions of possible research focus areas for each. Note that I own any and all intellectual property associated with the name of each field and any valuable discoveries made within them.
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
