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Language Confusion
😜 The problem with being smart is that people eventually expect you to prove it. "So, I hear you speak 17 languages." Of course I don't speak 17 languages fluently. Or even modestly competently. I can manage English and... well... nod my head at the right times when presented with a few other languages.
By Paul Pence2 years ago in Humor
I'm An Urban Legend
😜 You know what an urban legend is, don't you? One of those stories that people pass along, thinking that they're true, but aren't really. Things like alligators in the sewers of New York. Well, guess what. They're all true. And they're all about me. I'm not only an urban legend. I'm THE urban legend.
By Paul Pence2 years ago in Humor
My Dogs Love Me, Honest!
Sometimes I worry about whether or not my dogs really love me. Okay, if you're a parent, you're probably saying "sometimes I worry about whether or not my kids really love me", but I didn't raise any children, so I worry about the next best thing. Of course, those of you with neither kids nor dogs are probably saying "sometimes I worry about whether or not Paul is sane." I worry about that too, sometimes.
By Paul Pence2 years ago in Humor
Yucky Foods!
"Peaches! I hate peaches! Biting into a fuzzy peach is like biting into a fuzzy little kitten!" Everyone has food preferences. The first President Bush hated broccoli, calling them "little trees". My mother can't stand cooked spinach after my little brother and I commented on how algae-eating tropical fish would love boiled spinach. "See, mom, how much it looks like algae?"
By Paul Pence2 years ago in Humor
What, Me Volunteer?. Top Story - June 2021.
😜 I've been told that there are 135 good reasons to give blood, but for the life of me, when the tech approached me with that big-bore, suck-your-liver-out needle, humming the Flight of the Valkyrie, I couldn't think of a single one.
By Paul Pence2 years ago in Humor
Bgirl Yuika: The Dance Champion from Japan
Bgirl Yuika is a remarkable dancer from Tokyo, Japan. At just 17 years old, she's already a dance champion, winning the Battle of the Year Korea in 2022. Her incredible skills and dedication have earned her high rankings in various competitions, including the All Japan Breaking Championships. Yuika's passion for dance and her impressive achievements make her a rising star in the dance world. Currently preparing for the Paris Olympics 2024, she's proving that age is no barrier to pursuing big dreams! Let's meet Bgirl Yuika, an incredible dancer from Tokyo, Japan! She's done some amazing things, and we're here to tell you all about them.
By Haneul Dae2 years ago in Humor
The Great Adventure of Grocery Shopping: Navigating Aisle Ninjas and Cart Obstacles
In the busy world of everyday life, there is an epic trip that tests your courage, intelligence, and patience: going grocery shopping. Brave shoppers go into the maze-like aisles with nothing but their buying lists and the will to win. They face challenges like deciphering nutritional hieroglyphs and avoiding close encounters with other shoppers.
By Stephen Ochieng2 years ago in Humor
The Power Of A Smile
A young woman named Lily lived in the peaceful community of Serenityville, which was surrounded by glistening lakes and rolling hills. She was well-known across the community for her contagious smile, a source of warmth that could brighten even the darkest of days. But nobody was aware that the smile has a meaningful history.
By Bala Tahir Yunusa 2 years ago in Humor
