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Harmony in Hearts
In the heart of New Orleans, where the sultry air was always thick with jazz and blues, lived two souls who had yet to discover the symphony of love that awaited them. Mia Gallagher, a talented young pianist, and Max Reynolds, a charismatic saxophonist, were both passionate about music but had no idea that their lives were destined to intertwine in a melodious love story.
By Joseph Bawaijen Godwin2 years ago in Humor
Mountain Dew Shortage Makes Strange Bedfellows
Extreme sports athletes and hard core methamphetamine addicts came together this week to issue a statement demanding an immediate increase in the nations Mountain Dew supply. The two groups, who rarely see eye to eye given their wildly disparate socioeconomic backgrounds, lifestyles, and overall health status, put aside their longstanding and very significant differences to deliver the plea in writing to Mountain Dew brand owner PepsiCo. Thirty year meth addict Ted Stephens said of the historic document “While I might think these extreme sports dicklicks are a bunch of a-holes and punk ass bitches, at least they have the right taste in soda. After a five day meth binge I need to come down some before I can even think of getting any shut-eye and there aint nothing to bring me down like an ice cold Mountain Dew. Something about that massive dose of caffeine and sugar all wrapped up in that sickly sweet green carbonated goodness just hits the right spot for me. I can’t get enough of the shit, hell, I’d brush my teeth with it, if I had any left. PepsiCo better get their asses in gear and start cranking out some fuckin Dew, sons a bitches.” Extreme skiing legend Tony Montigo made the following statement. “Dude, there is nothing more radical than dropping in on a 60 degree slope from a helicopter at 12000 feet, except for Mountain Dew. The shit is the bomb. And dope is wack dude, get off the shit fuckin meth, freaks.” As of last reports Mr. Stephens was still on the shit. PepsiCo spokesmen Hal Rivens responded to the two groups saying “We understand and have heard the concerns of our two most longstanding and loyal customer segments. While supplies are tight due to shipping delays associated with the recent Covid-19 pandemic, rest assured Mountain Dew is still on store shelves nationwide and will continue to be available. To prove we our serious, we have prioritized Dew shipments over Dasani water and other so called “pussy” drinks for the foreseeable future. At PepsiCo we view serving the meth addict and extreme sports athlete population as part of our core mission, and we will not falter in that mission.”
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
From Accused Thief to a Lesson in Transformation
Once upon a time, in a charming little village, there lived a man who had been dogged by a shadowy reputation as a thief. His life had reached a point where he knew he had to make a change, not just for himself but for his future and that of his loyal wife. Together, they hatched a simple but profound plan – to leave their hometown behind and seek a fresh beginning in a village nestled far away from the whispers of their past.
By Shahzad Murad2 years ago in Humor
The Black Valentine
On Wednesday the 14th, was the much talked about Valentine's Day. Here is my own Valentine's Day story. On Tuesday the 13th, I logged on to Instagram to share one of my latest stories . Okay, so when I opened the App, I realized that I had a lot of unreplied DMs. So I decided to reply messages instead. One of the messages was from one of my side chicks, Chinonso. She was asking where I'd take her to on Valentine's Day. I didn't reply the message, I just laughed in my mind. "It's like one this mad, she doesn't know she's just a side chick?" I thought about it and laughed even more. Before I could finish reading other messages, Chinonso's call came through. I didn't want to take the call at first, but I knew she won't stop calling until I took her call. So I picked up, and she went all "Darny, tomorrow is Val's Day, where are you taking me to?" I didn't know what to answer. I had only 15k left in my life, which i've been hiding in one deep corner of my bag since January. This 15k is literary my life, therefore I can't joke with it.
By Sam Otoabasi Etim2 years ago in Humor
The Giggle Guide
Once upon a time in the quirky town of Chuckleville, where laughter flowed as abundantly as the Chuckle River, there lived a man named Benny Bumble. Benny had a unique talent that set him apart from everyone else in town—he was the official Giggle Guide, specializing in navigating life's challenges with humor, one chuckle at a time.
By Michael Stephens2 years ago in Humor
The Hunt for Sugar Mummies: A Comedy of Misconceptions
Johnson had a peculiar notion about Abuja— the city was said to be teeming with sugar mummies ready to lavish money on young men in exchange for companionship. But as he would soon find out, not everything was as it seemed in the bustling capital.
By Saheed Abdulsalam2 years ago in Humor
The Great Adventure of Grocery Shopping: Navigating Aisle Ninjas and Cart Obstacles
In the busy world of everyday life, there is an epic trip that tests your courage, intelligence, and patience: going grocery shopping. Brave shoppers go into the maze-like aisles with nothing but their buying lists and the will to win. They face challenges like deciphering nutritional hieroglyphs and avoiding close encounters with other shoppers.
By Stephen Ochieng2 years ago in Humor
The unforgettable pie
Once upon a time in the quaint town of Sillyville, there lived two mischievous best friends named Benny and Freddy. They were known throughout the town for their wild pranks and outrageous antics. One day, they stumbled upon a flyer for the Great Sillyville Pie-Throwing Contest, an event that promised the grand prize of a year's supply of the most delicious pies in the world.
By Mmesoma Angelica Agada2 years ago in Humor
Rarest of All Moroccan Tree Goats Found
Author's preface: Those who are not familiar with my writings may not know that I have something of an obsession with argan oil. For some reason I find the Moroccan hair and beauty oil to be a source of endless comedic inspiration. So much so that I have published close to twenty stories now over the past three years which use argan oil as the main humorous element and plot point. For examples see here here here here here and here None of my writings are very popular, but my argan oil works rank among my least viewed or commented upon. It appears others do not necessarily find argan oil as hilarious as I do. That's OK and to be expected. I mean seriously, argan oil, wtf? How dumb of a thing is that to find funny? Great question, and yet for reasons I cannot explain, I do. In fact I am smiling and laughing to myself as I write these very words. Sometimes we write for others, and sometimes we write for ourselves. I rest content in the knowledge that someday the world will wake up to the truth. They will all realize what I have known for so long. Argan oil is just so damn funny! lol!
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
The Talking Animal Machine of Wackyville
Once upon a time in the small, quirky town of Wackyville, there lived an eccentric inventor named Professor Fizzlepop. The good professor was renowned for his unusual contraptions and his peculiar sense of humor. One sunny day, he decided to test out his latest invention—a machine that could transform ordinary household objects into talking animals.
By Angela Zeen2 years ago in Humor
