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Belts With Holes Are Dead
In one possible dystopian future the fall of man was brought about not by a nuclear holocaust or alien invasion, nor by a biological agent unleashing a zombie plague or a global economic collapse, but rather by an event so mundane, so random, so seemingly inconsequential that not even the wisest of men could have predicted it. This is the world of belts with holes are dead. A world ended when the last belt with holes suddenly disappeared from our planet earth. A hellish nightmarescape where the ability to keep one’s pants up even if they are too large is no longer an option for most. The rich seclude themselves in future belt enclaves where they live in relative luxury and wear whatever size pants within +/- two sizes they desire while the poor live in squalor, suffering from constant pants droppage or doing anything they can to just get by. The lowest of these, the so called “below the knee cutters” are the worst off by far. Their misery was so great that they actually took scissors to every pair of pants they owned and cut them off below the knees. Sick I know, do not read on if you are faint of heart. The only hope left are the so called Pioneers of Future Belts. Will they arrive in time to save our once beautiful planet and usher in a utopian paradise where everyone, regardless of means, can choose to wear whatever pants they want, no matter the waist size or inseam length? These stories represent the collected works of just some of the people who lived through those dark times. Pray their future does not become our own.
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
Exceptionally amusing stories
Exceptionally amusing stories Reflect In a distant spot, a little local area of individuals lived. By their own doing, here there is no innovation. Individuals who came to do explore were extremely shocked. There wasn't so much as a mirror there. One of local people saw a mirror in the possession of a scientist. He was astonished to the point that when he saw the mirror he needed to take it to himself. The analyst additionally gave it. He took the mirror to his home and investigated it for quite a long time. The man nodded off with a mirror in his grasp. Then, at that point, the man's youngster came. He took the mirror in his dad's hand and looked. There is a young man before him. He tracked down his mom by
By george Gars3 years ago in Humor
Grimace Shake's Meme Magic
Once upon a time in the bustling realm of the internet, there existed a humble character named Grimace Shake. With its goofy grin and wobbly demeanor, Grimace Shake was a beloved meme that had tickled the funny bones of netizens worldwide. But little did anyone know that this innocent joke was about to embark on a magical journey that would transform it into an internet phenomenon.
By Adewale Ojaleye3 years ago in Humor
Six Random Things We Believe As Kids That Are Untrue As Adults
I have decided that I am very irritated. Both with younger myself and with the (former) adults in my life. I say former because I am now, at least physically speaking, an adult myself. But seriously younger me, what the hell? You believed some very basic truths that you were either outright told or at the very least strongly hinted at. Such simple facts like "You can do whatever you want when you grow up", or "You can buy anything when you get a job of your own". Or a timeless classic "You can do anything you set your mind to". That one especially is such a "fuck you" to impressionable kids. We are set up for disappointment from the very beginning! Let's cover some of these untruths in a new kind of Random Pieces, shall we?
By CASEY FARTHING3 years ago in Humor
Is Love the Key to Happiness?. Content Warning.
The human spirit has been captivated by love, a profoundly powerful and complex emotion, for centuries. It has inspired me, brought me happiness, and sometimes even broken my heart. The significance of love in our lives has long been the subject of debate among academics, poets, and philosophers. The question of whether love is the key to happiness is one that comes up frequently. The truth is that the connection between love and happiness is complex and multifaceted, despite the temptation to simplify such a profound inquiry.
By Muhammad Ali3 years ago in Humor
Oops!
Synopsis: “Oops!” is an Outrageously funny TV comedy about a community of the smartest scientists in the world who often accidentally leave the door to the lab open allowing the junior apprentice to gain access. Set in FASE Labs, a top-secret lab located somewhere in an undisclosed mountain range, these 6 bumbling idiots are constantly making stupid mistakes that can threaten life as we know it on earth. The nearby town of Green Lake often feels tremors or other issues due the accidents in the lab but are never made aware of how much danger they are in. Since nobody knows about the lab, and therefore can’t explain the weird things that happen in town, Green Lake is often referred to as the Bermuda Triangle of the Mountains since.
By David E. Perry3 years ago in Humor
The Culinary Chronicles of Forgetful Chef Charlie
Once upon a time, in a quaint little town nestled amidst rolling hills, there lived a chef named Charlie. With his trusty apron tied around his waist and a twinkle in his eye, Charlie was known far and wide for his culinary creations that left taste buds dancing and hearts content. But there was one peculiar quirk that made Charlie stand out from the rest - he had a memory like a sieve.
By Elsie Kesh3 years ago in Humor
"Off the Wall"
Synopsis: "Off the Wall" is a hilarious comedy TV series that takes a lighthearted and quirky approach to everyday situations. Set in the charming neighborhood of Ridgemont, the show follows the misadventures of four eccentric friends who constantly find themselves in absurd and comical predicaments. With their offbeat personalities and infectious camaraderie, they navigate through life's challenges with humor, friendship, and a healthy dose of mischief.
By Michael Davis3 years ago in Humor
Laughter: it's hidden power
Once upon a time in a small village, there lived an elderly woman named Clara. She had faced numerous challenges throughout her life, including the recent loss of her beloved husband. Grief had taken its toll on Clara, leaving her feeling isolated and despondent.
By YC Barimbao3 years ago in Humor




