Irony
thieves meet old woman. Content Warning. AI-Generated.
Here's the A few love songs you've written With those sparkling eyes all the same Take your guitar and strum a little lalala I know after that How many girls will fall for you But it's not easy with me Are you kidding me? Teasing and making all the girls fall in love with you I guess you want me to surrender too Unfortunately, nothing stings like the truth Hey boy! Don’t give in so easily Your love is not a game For me to come and play cat and mouse You should be the one dominating The game is over! The game is over! Anyone who plays with another's heart Will meet the same end What goes around Comes around You're always so arrogant Just like they say Your beauty belongs to a drama queen Full of scrutiny Look at those eyelashes I need someone by my side Take your heart with me Now I can see nothing but you Because you always shine so brightly Mysteriously, like a Cereus blooming in the night Getting close to you is a bumpy road Knock, knock! Hey girl, don’t lock yourself up Because of you, I swore to become a madman, ooh A black girl will never love a white guy You casually prefer black coffee If your heart is the target, don't shoot Because you might never escape from me Tell me, are you kidding me? Teasing and making all the girls fall in love with you I guess you want me to surrender too Unfortunately, nothing stings like the truth Hey boy! Don’t give in so easily Your love is not a game For me to come and play cat and mouse You should be the one dominating The game is over! The game is over! Those who came before were not wrong Diamonds cut diamonds Those who came before were not wrong Keep playing around and you’ll see Anyone who plays with another's heart Will meet the same fate Your lips visit me in dreams Frankly, without poetry You are such an abyss I have fallen deeply into it Believe me, I am not lying Even though I always chant for myself Now I still love you Because it’s not you who made me corrupt Now surely I will become the one… Anyone who plays with another's heart will meet the same fate.
By Tung Nguyen2 years ago in Humor
Murmurs of Purgatory. Content Warning.
Murmurs of Purgatory: The Never-ending Party encapsulates the essence of Fear Overwhelm Scream Park, drawing readers into a world where nightmares and dreams intertwine. The vivid imagery and haunting descriptions immerse the audience in Nicole's recurring nightmare, evoking terror and fascination.
By Denelsia Walker2 years ago in Humor
Lesser Known Facebook Groups
If you can slap a label on something, Facebook likely has at least fifteen groups dedicated to some aspect of it. All have their peccadillos, and generally a somewhat creepy obsession with rules and order. The number one rule of most Facebook groups seems to be "no self promotion" followed closely by "no pornography." Below I visit some of the lesser known Facebook groups I have encountered in my travels through the Facebook-grouposphere which I visit often searching desperately for friendship, love, and/or kindred spirits who share my deep love of post apocalyptic moulds. To date, I am zero for three but I will never give up hope.
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
BARBIE vs Average Girl
Barbie undoubtedly has been the main agitator for cultural issues since its creation. Comments about her appearance and the impact that she might be having on her little fans were not taken lightly and brought upon her a lot of criticism. Detractors have labeled her a bimbo who is tutored in mathematics, a lepus angel with “salacious poses and sizeable boobs” and, most defamatory, a role-model who is pushing self-starvation for the young women. Barbie is, apparently, plagued by the most evincing critics in her dispute regarding the body image, believing in the unhealthy standards. Besides such critics, Barbie has been unstoppable and stand out as a billions-dollar brand as the symbol of female power over the years.
By Amine Oubih2 years ago in Humor
Adults Behaving Like Toddlers
It was a typical Saturday afternoon, and a group of friends were gathered at their favorite coffee shop, discussing their latest escapades and brainstorming new ways to have fun. One of them, a quirky and adventurous woman named Sarah, suggested a wild and wacky idea: "What if we pretended to be toddlers running a daycare for adults? We could have naptime, juice boxes, and all sorts of fun activities!"
By PoliSpeakHub2 years ago in Humor
I Wore The Same Clothes For 21 Days. Content Warning.
The 21-day challenge is going to be really intimidating, especially if you have to wear the same skirt every day for the whole three weeks. What if you could not only cut your fastenings and get out of the house minutes faster but also put pep in your step and radiate confidence? There were some stunning facts revealed in the latest YouTube episode of the Infographics Show about fashion, self-assurance, and personality.
By Amine Oubih2 years ago in Humor
Weird Facts About Male Nipples
Nipples!Nearly each of us, man or women, has them. They feed mothers' babies, and have been known to come in handy on steamy nights. On the other hand, similar to any other part of the human body, nipples can be freaky weird. In today's Infographics Show, we present the marvels of the male nipples!
By Amine Oubih2 years ago in Humor
Kicked in the Balls vs Childbirth
Now and then, a news article captures our attention, shaking us up a bit with its grim sting. An instance from the US reads, "Ohio man charged with murder after fatal kick to the groin," while another from the UK is "Man 'dies after having testicles squeezed during fight over parking space. "" These incidents underscore a chilling reality: the male genitalia's vulnerability and the unbearable pain that are caused by these attacks. Yet, beneath the pain, what else is there?And what about the pain that women go through while giving birth, often considered as one of the most excruciating forms of pain that exists?
By Amine Oubih2 years ago in Humor
A Quest For Self-Importance
To be true, my desire for self-importance has taught me some harsh lessons over the years. But I still hold on to a ray of hope, although I’m unsure where it lies. I used to share my thoughts in magazines. It was before social media and online writing blogs became popular. Then visionary entrepreneurs saw huge potential in the self-importance market. They jumped into the arena to capture the minds of starving self-importance seekers.
By I. R. Pathak2 years ago in Humor
