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Workplace witticisms, job jokes and career quips; who says work can't be a laughing matter?

Invasion of the Shrew
To preface this story, you need a setting. My wife and I were living in the lower level apartment of a house in Milwaukee that had been split into a duplex. Built in a917, the house was not well-insulated. In fact, like other houses at the time it wasn't insulated at all, and we were in the basement, which for the most part kept the temperature a constant. This was a plus when we toured the place in late Fall, when it was a pleasant 68 degrees in there, and it was pretty good in summer when we were able to get by with fans while our upstairs neighbor sweltered. But it sucked in winter when the temperature outside was below zero and there was two feet of snow on the ground. Then, without central heat, we were able to only keep the average temperature in there at about 55.
By Gene Lass4 years ago in Journal
What a Pithy
1. I looked for many years for the Fountain of Youth. When I finally found it, it had an ‘Out of Order’ sign hanging on it.
By Terry Mansfield4 years ago in Journal
The Whoo
In the bird world, the Corvidae family are definitely the scholars of their kind. They are trainable problem-solvers. Researchers have been amazed by the brain-power these birds possess. When it comes to the Corvidae family, there isn’t much scientist can’t agree on. However, there is one bird whoo’s evolutionary timeline and behavior has sparked a little debate. Whoo is this mystique feathered friend that challenge researchers? The Owl, of course.
By Britney Draper4 years ago in Journal
Mercy on me
Monday December 27,2021 Apparently I was more tired than I thought.
By daija miller4 years ago in Journal
Are Short, Fat, Ugly People Destined to a Life of Poverty?
When the Journal of Applied Psychology reported that people who are tall typically earn more money that their shorter counterparts, this was quite annoying news, for a relatively short person like me.
By Susie Kearley4 years ago in Journal
On Writing and Happiness
Hi there, my name is Bela. I’m just another cat, but that’s not going to stop me from living the life of my dreams. It may appear to be a stretch for someone with thin whiskers like me, but it’s my life and I’m going to live it the way I choose.
By Irina Patterson4 years ago in Journal
Storm Eunice
Storm Eunice and hoped for genetic cul de sacs Storm Eunice roared in from the Atlantic and arrived here in the UK on the morning of 18th February 2022. We braced ourselves for a semi lock down with people advised to work from home, only travel when it was absolutely essential and the closure of schools.
By Alan Russell4 years ago in Journal
6 Writing Trends That Will Kick Butts in 2022
2022 is still young and innocent as a baby unicorn. By the way, did you notice there are three 2s in 2022? 222! That means it’s going to be a butt-kicking year!
By Kirsty Kendall4 years ago in Journal
The Good Freaks
Dear Corporate Freaks of America, Are you high? I ask this in all sincerity and with the utmost respect because I simply can't wrap my head around what a shitshow the American workplace is today. After graduating from university, it didn't take long to see just how perverted corporations in America treat the workplace and their employees. I'd heard about the drudgery of minimum wage jobs, like fast-food service, and I always assumed those jobs sucked because of the work itself and the small paycheck, but I was wrong. These jobs suck because of you, Corporate America, and your belief in keeping workers at arm's length, treating them like potential threats to your security. What the hell?
By Marc Peraino4 years ago in Journal
Something About Being Twenty
People tell you two things when you're in your twenties. -These are the best years of your life - What are you going to do with your life, you lazy piece of shit
By Joanna Lynne4 years ago in Journal
The "Oh Shit!" Chef
I hit my festive stride early this holiday season. Hannukah came just behind Thanksgiving this year; I think that's what got my brain thinking cookies and pie.
By Anna Kringle4 years ago in Journal
Stupid Employees: Why a Career in Human Resources is the Cure for Liking People, But It Gives You Funny Stories
Disclaimer: The stories you are about to read are real. The names and certain identifiable details have been changed to protect the innocent, the guilt, and the incredibly stupid. If you are easily offended, this may not be the read for you.
By TESB4 years ago in Journal