I once told a joke that was corny. I laughed all night with Sigourney. So hard that we puked, All over my suit I still wore it to work in the morning.
By Lamar Wigginsabout a year ago in Poets
There once was a cat named Sprinkles, Who wore tiny hats with wrinkles. She danced in the rain, With moves so profane,
By Karun about a year ago in Poets
The history of our land has not always been grand Since Christopher Columbus wrecked the land Then called it’s natives, outside of their name
By Cadmaabout a year ago in Poets
There was an old man from Rome, Who had lost the use of his bone, He tapped it and smacked it, Exposed it, then wrapped it,
By Calvin Londonabout a year ago in Poets
Becky was a telephone switchboard operator Once she was asked to connect to Mrs Alligator She quickly disconnected the line
By Mother Combsabout a year ago in Poets
Nick loved to go to the pub and play darts Everyone there couldn’t wait for him to depart Besides the fact that he was belligerent and loud
if we changed the date of valentine's day to October 31st, what might people say letting halloween ghouls cupid some love sucking fools
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsdenabout a year ago in Poets
There once was a day just for love, yet he couldn't stand the above. He saw Cupid on a bridge, stepped to the edge, And gave that fat boy a shove!
By Kendall Defoe about a year ago in Poets
Introduction This is just a humourous limerick for Matthew Fromm's "Korny" challenge that you and find out about below:
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred about a year ago in Poets
There once was a small dog called Tim Who had a big stick he found near a bin, He dropped, and grabbed it, Licked it, and then chewed it,
Teddie told Becky she was confused No nuts had been used He said it was all in her head Then he walked out to his shed Putting his costume on, he shook his head amused.
Mother Combs should be trying to write a Top Story She should be penning something to bring her glory Instead, she’s playing with Kelli
