Humor
The Idea Ranch Competition
"Welcome back, folx, this is your host, Ann Ouncer, and we’re coming to you live from the trial runs of the Idea Ranch Championships, the seventh annual running, where the best authors and aspiring authors come and take their turns trying to run down the wildest of wild ideas."
By Meredith Harmon2 months ago in Fiction
A Practical Guide to Becoming a Christian Nationalist
Introduction: Establishing Your Foundation Before you begin, understand this guide is not about faith, love, or neighborliness—those are advanced electives and easily confused with weakness. This is about order. About belonging. About finally having an answer ready when the world insists on asking complicated questions.
By SUEDE the poet2 months ago in Fiction
How to Raise an Alien
Congratulations, you were selected to care for one alien for the rest of your life! Once your alien arrives you will have zero downtime, so we strongly advise you to take a few weeks to prepare — file your taxes, stock your pantry, and eat at the restaurants you won't visit in a decade. Be assured, you will love your little extraterrestrial fiercely and be willing to sacrifice your last remnants of freedom to raise it, even as you count down the years until you can send it off to college.
By Emily Fine2 months ago in Fiction
Certain Instructions Apply...
Please read carefully… Congratulations on your purchase of the device from one of our many fine dealers! We do not yet offer the product in the regular chain stores, so your purchase must have taken place through the many new and wonderful franchises now growing and thriving across the nation, soon around the world. We thank you for your interest.
By Kendall Defoe 2 months ago in Fiction
Operation Missile-toe
“Johnson, come in. Close the door and have a seat.” “Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.” “I’ll cut to the chase. I’ve got a job for you. We’re going to need your best guys on this, and I know I don’t have to say this, but I’ll need your full discretion. It’s a sensitive operation and I chose you specifically. You’re still single, right? No kids?”
By Leslie Writes2 months ago in Fiction
