Satire

I was relaxing | Enjoying the day at home | Then a package came
Author's Notes: This is a parody story. Any names of real people or companies mentioned are by mere coincidence. Thank You.
By Thavien Yliaster3 years ago in Fiction
Ashley's Aquarium
A new bar had just opened up in town. Everyone was talking about it. It was in an old bar, that everyone used to go too, back in the day. It had a smoko area in the front, with railings and a cage-like frontier for the upper half, often labelled as, "the Zoo," because they thought most of the smokers acted like zoo animals.
By Jerome Smith-Pula3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 87
We continued to travel through the alleyway until it ended . Once the alleyway ended we decided to take the back roads . Everything was fairly quiet until we came upon a small field . We decided to cross it quickly , and started to sprint when we got to the middle of the field . A strong wind started to circle the field . Next thing we knew we were trapped in a green dome of vicious wind . Visceroy looked at me and said , "what the hell is this ?" I replied to him . " I know as much as you . Which is almost nothing my friend ." We then both looked around bracing for an enemy to show up .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 86
Yes , I thought to myself . That must have been Visceroy . He just sent Royce flying with his giant staff attack . The way Royce was sent flying through those trees . Im sure that he's not getting up any time soon . Sure enough I saw him running up to where I was still standing in shock . He started to speak to me when he arrived . "Hey Bright , sorry if I was late . I noticed you guys fighting , but I had to fight through a few foot soldiers myself . I can sense the others by their scents . Their magical pressures all seem faint though ." I told him no problem he came just in time . I let him know that I had confidence that our friends would be just fine . They were just knocked out at the worst . I did want to check them out and make sure they were not gravely injured . He agreed with me and we gathered them in one spot . Lillandra was in the best shape . She had blood coming out of her mouth but she could sit up , everyone else was knocked out cold .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Follow the Foreigners
A drone had arrived at Bixby’s door to drop a package. Bixby looked out the window when he heard the whirring of the drone, saw a box thud and went outside.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 85
Smiling and reveling in his battle achievement . Royce still wasted no time in charging right after me . His speed was surprising when you count his size and strength . I tried to block his attack with my drill . I blocked him but like Jerry before me I was still sent flying . I did backflips into the air and he was still on my tail . While I was still flipping mid air from the impact of his first attack he appeared again to strike me . I was still a little disoriented and dizzy but I managed to wrap my drill around his arm .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 84
Jerry went charging at Syltana . He was met by Bryce‘s tail and was sent crashing into the ground . He didn’t move at all . He wasn’t dead though . I know he was tougher than that , but he was probably down for a minute . While Bryce was attacking Jerry , Bulls Eye was able to strike him with his own arrows into Bryce’s back . POOF the dragon disappeared in smoke ! It seemed the stomach wound that Bulls Eye inflicted on him earlier and the arrows to the back was enough to take him out . Bryce completely disappeared , leaving only Royce and Syltana as our last two enemies .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 83
We were still inside of the trees healing for a little while . A few minutes after we started to heal , Royce , Bryce and Syltana showed up . " Well well well ," Royce continued speaking after saying that . "This must’ve been the other powerful presence that I felt ." You were the main reason I didn’t chase after them like an idiot . Let’s see now this makes it three against five. I still like our odds ." His already proud stature seemed to only increase in confidence after confirming his suspicions .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 82
While they were blocking the arrows , I attacked Syltana from the right . I didn’t get off a direct hit on her , but I managed to disarm her and knocked her sword out of her hand . That accomplishment was short-lived when Bryce the dragon head butted me . He came flying at me head first . It was too fast for me to be able to react . John grabbed Bryce by the legs and slammed him into a tree . John yelled at him . " That was payback from earlier motherfucker ! " . This all pissed Royce off and he got ready to engage but Jerry was watching him . Jerry blocked an attack that was meant for John . Although he didn’t have near the amount of strength that he needed to be able to block him completely . Jerry was sent flying from the mere raw strength of Royce . Royce wasn't only strong , he was also highly skilled when Jerry was sent flying Royce made sure to send him directly at Bullseye . Sending them both crashing through a small forest.
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 81
Syltana started making her way towards the saint bernard and the dragon ."Hello Royce and Bryce .” Royce replied to her . " Hey there Syltana . Were these lowly guys holding you up ?" Syltana responded to him . " Let’s just say I’ve been playing with them for a long time . When I sensed you were near . I knew playtime was over . Where is Preya? I’m Surprised she didn’t suffocate them or squeeze their heads off yet ."
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
The McMurphey Hearing
Faking my death was going to be the easy part. To quote my favorite band, please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction
Mutiny in the aquarium
"Just look at them". Jemima complained. "Every day they come here parading themselves, dressed up like some kind of spectacle. As if the fish, and especially myself, care what they look like".
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Fiction