Funny

A Very Honest Date. Top Story - December 2023.
The waitress was very fat and I did not like her hair, but she had a good attitude as she guided me to my seat. The restaurant was not full on a Friday, so I guessed that the concert next door was still on and that it would fill up with people who had terrible taste in music later (the group playing truly sucked). I knew that my name was on the reservation list, but I still had a twenty ready in case she gave me a hassle.
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Humor
Classroom Chronicles: The Homework Havoc
In the cozy living room of the Johnson household, a father, Mr. Johnson, and his teenage son, Jake, found themselves engaged in a spirited conversation about the quirks and quagmires of the modern education system.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
The Great Banana Caper: A Hilarious Adventure in Peeladelphia
Once upon a time, in the eccentric city of Peeladelphia, where the streets were lined with banana peels instead of cobblestones, lived a peculiar group of friends. There was Benny the Banana, the smooth-talking fruit with a penchant for puns; Sally the Strawberry, a sweet and sassy berry with a red-hot temper; Larry the Lemon, a sour but zesty character with a knack for mischief; and Wally the Watermelon, a laid-back melon who always kept his cool.
By Kavinda Kusal2 years ago in Humor
Blueprint Banter: The Hilarious House Hunt
In the sleek and stylish office of Designer Delight, a renowned architect known for his whimsical designs and extravagant flair, Client Claire anxiously awaited the grand revelation of her dream home's plan and cost. Little did she know that the ensuing conversation would be a rollercoaster of architectural antics and budgetary buffoonery.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
Laughing Gas and Dental Debates: A Comedy in the Chair
In the cozy yet intimidating realm of Dr. Chuckletooth's dental clinic, Patient Patty found herself reclined in the infamous dental chair, mentally preparing for an encounter with the feared drill. Dr. Chuckletooth, a dentist known for his unconventional methods and a knack for turning pain into punchlines, approached with a mischievous grin.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
Satan's Claws . Content Warning.
"Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow." Southpark (1999) You people just have no f*cking clue, do you? You think Santa Claus is just some mythological lard butt that flies around in a holly jolly sleigh with eight imprisoned reindeer pumping the air furiously, their bleeding Rudolph the Red Nosed (because dripping blood from their hemorrhagic brainpans) noses pressed against the freezing December winds. It's all just folklore, ain't it? All in good fun, ain't it?
By Tom Baker2 years ago in Humor
Who Does What in Your House?
A clear majority of people in the UK agree household chores should be shared - but women generally do them, an annual survey of public views suggests. (BBC, 21/09/2023)
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
Gavel and Glamour: The Courtroom Chronicles of Miss Magnificence
In the grand ballroom of the Glamour Palace, Lady Luscious Locks found herself standing before Judge Jocelyn, a distinguished jurist known for her no-nonsense courtroom demeanor. Little did Lady Locks know, this legal luminary had been called upon to adjudicate the peculiar case of the Miss Magnificence Beauty Contest.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
Alvin and the Chipmunks: A Melodic Journey Through Time
In the vast landscape of animated characters, few have achieved the enduring popularity and cultural impact of Alvin and the Chipmunks. Created by the talented Ross Bagdasarian Sr., these anthropomorphic rodents have not only become musical sensations but also beloved icons across generations. This comprehensive biographical exploration delves into the origins, evolution, and cultural significance of this timeless trio.
By Cool Searches 2 years ago in Humor
Zooville's Got Tails & Talents
Once upon a time in the zany realm of Zooville, the inhabitants collectively decided that the monotony of everyday survival needed a jolt of excitement. Thus, the idea of a talent show was born, and animals from the farthest corners of Zooville eagerly signed up, ready to unveil their hidden skills upon the world.
By Sher2 years ago in Humor
To The Person I Accidentally Got Drunk Last Christmas.. Content Warning.
It wasn't me, it was the Christmas Cake! It told me to pour the whole bottle of sherry into it! Or, did it say 1/4? I can't remember!
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
Math Mayhem: A Calculated Comedy in the Classroom
In the hallowed halls of Maplewood High School, young Timmy found himself navigating the challenging landscape of mathematics under the tutelage of Professor Abigail Chuckles. Known for her unconventional teaching methods and penchant for turning formulas into punchlines, Professor Chuckles was both revered and feared among the student body.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor