Irony
Up to 5 Million Doomsday Preppers Suddenly Disappear
Bunkers across the Country Empty, Gun and Gas Mask Sellers Predict Catastrophe In a mysterious occurrence like nothing the world has ever seen up to five million people, all part of the so called ‘preppers’ movement, have suddenly disappeared, leaving nothing but their neatly folded clothing behind. Many non-preppers who were left behind were suggesting that the Biblical end time known as the rapture had come. Local pastor Tim Stephens said in an interview “There can be no doubt that the rapture has indeed come though it has taken a form few had predicted. Instead of taking all the holy and believers in God up to heaven and leaving behind the sinful to fight to the death in a hellish afterscape where only the strongest and most well prepared would survive, it took all of the people who were the most well prepared to survive that nightmare world of death and destruction. What will become of those like us who were left behind now that the preppers are gone? I surely can’t say?” As of 1pm EST the day after the so called prepper rapture the world had declared an end to all wars for all time and began preparing for a utopian future without discord or strife.
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
The One Star Review . Content Warning.
Dear Yurp reviews, This was the worst meal I ever had. My friends and I went to Goma Bakery for some good eats. We had heard good things from other customers. We heard they used a special, sticky plant juice that enhanced the flavor of their food. We heard they were great and had a top notch world famous Michelin rated chef serving the best food and had excellent customer service with a top notch wait staff. People say they always left full and the prices were reasonable.
By Alex H Mittelman 2 years ago in Humor
The Narcissist
Boyfriend and Girlfriend are sitting on the couch; they are nearing the end of their disagreement. Girlfriend is convinced that they are close to reaching an amicable solution. Boyfriend is convinced he is incapable of being the man she needs him to be. He tries, but never for the right reasons.
By Marlowe Faust 2 years ago in Humor
Lily's big day
It's Lily's special day, and Leah kindly offered to treat her to a luxurious spa experience. They arrived at The Marvelous pink Lotus Boutique spa, eager to indulge in a day of pampering. Upon arrival, they were directed to separate rooms for their treatments. As they settled into their rooms, one of the women received a text message on her phone, warning her to be cautious and urging her to examine an image. The message hinted at a friend being in danger.
By Sthory ofcheedy2 years ago in Humor
When You Call A Woman A Tart. Remember A Tart Is Food.
I love tarts. I like Lemon tarts, cherry tarts, Jam tarts, and most tarts. I also love savory tarts. Tarts are delicious, so to those of you who have been called a tart, I applaud you because you must be tasty.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
