Irony
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Top Story - September 2023. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
By Alex H Mittelman 2 years ago in Humor
Drug Dealers vs. Banks
I have odd thoughts when I think about where my money goes. I do not spend money on drugs...well, not illegal drugs. And yet, I still have no money. All that time saving and being (nearly) careful with my cash, I thought that I would be doing better than I am. So, why did this happen?Hmm...
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Humor
My First Stand-Up Act As a Comedian
"HEY VOCAL! Thank you so much, I'm happy to be here tonight. You know, my presence here today is a surprise. I have a side gig, other than being the most amazing writer of all time in ... never. I guess it's more of a main gig, since it earns more than writing... but that's okay. It's a gig, right?
By Hope Martin2 years ago in Humor
"The Perils of Procrastination: A Comedic Exploration of Delayed Responsibilities"
We've all been there. It's a bright, sunny day, and you've got a mountain of tasks to tackle. Your to-do list stares at you like a judgmental owl, silently accusing you of being the ultimate procrastinator. But fear not, fellow procrastinators, for in the world of delayed responsibilities, there is humor to be found!
By Ink Mystic2 years ago in Humor
Call Me "Young Man" Again, and I Will Have to Cut You.
Okay. I get it. You are of a certain age, as am I. So when you address me as "young man" you think you are being ironic. And flattering and conspiratorial. You think that we have a secret bond, a kinship acknowledged with a nudge and a wink.
By P. D. Murray2 years ago in Humor
Architecture Biggest Failures
You know architects, right? Those clever folks who create big, awesome buildings that last for ages. Well, guess what? Sometimes, they goof up big time! Imagine huge aquariums springing leaks with sharks swimming around or famous landmarks like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which, by the way, was never meant to lean in the first place! It's like real-life comedy.
By Hugo Batel2 years ago in Humor
Godly Soothing Relationship
In the quiet town of Graceville, nestled amid rolling hills and fields of golden wheat, a small community thrived. It was here that Sarah Marshall, a devout and kind-hearted young woman, dedicated her life to her faith and her family. Widowed at a young age, she found solace in her unwavering belief in God's plan.
By Joseph Bawaijen Godwin2 years ago in Humor
