Satire
The Great Avocado Uprising
Norman Blinksworth just wanted an avocado. That was all. A single, ripe avocado something that, in theory, should have been an uneventful purchase. But of course, Norman lived in a universe that had long abandoned logic in favour of chaos, and so this would become the day that the produce section finally snapped.
By The INFORMER11 months ago in Humor
A Genius Amongst Fools: The Rise and Fall of Ben Skid
Ben Skid considered himself to be the smartest dude in the room. Whichever room he found himself in, he would always outwit, outsmart and outdo everyone in it. Especially in chat rooms and online forums. . Here he didn’t have to have a personality, he could create one, which was rather fortunate for him, if truth be told in real life he was known as something of a boring fuck.
By River and Celia in Underland 11 months ago in Humor
The Push of Fate
A woman standing behind a successful man, is always a hand who pushes him. It was a fine sunny afternoon and a group of tourists, who were determined to see some of the local flora and fauna from the riverside, found themselves at a crocodile farm. The farm was on the outskirts of a small town and was notorious for having one of the most fearsome and impressive collections of crocodiles in the region.
By Rohitha Lanka11 months ago in Humor
Drowning in Orange Juice
This morning started like any other morning in the life of a distraught, middle-aged man recently laid off. As has been the case since January, a bloated orange, smirking from within the greedy fingers of a pale, buggish alien, headlined each article as I doom-scrolled in avoidance of the encroaching day. The task of putting life back together for a distraught, middle-aged man recently laid off – after 15 years of service, no less – can be daunting, even torturous.
By E. L. Stacy11 months ago in Humor
Let Me Out
It’s finally Friday! After a full day of teaching, it feels like my energy has been drained. So, I decided to do something for myself—give myself a little gift, just like I do for my students. Maybe it’ll cheer me up. I jumped into my car, buckled up, and got ready for my next adventure to the store. Strangely, my face wasn’t smiling. It was serious, as if this were a routine every single Friday. Or maybe it was! Was I shopping last Friday too? I can’t quite remember. Well, after thirty, everything changes—that’s what they say, right?
By Ina Zeneli11 months ago in Humor
The Grocery Store Conspiracy: When Bananas Plot Against You
The Day My Groceries Turned Against Me Have you ever had a routine trip to the grocery store turn into a full-blown existential crisis? I have. It all started on a perfectly normal Tuesday when I reached for a loaf of bread, only to hear it whisper, "Are you sure about that?" What followed was an odyssey involving telepathic produce, a cashier with a PhD in conspiracy theories, and a rogue shopping cart determined to alter my destiny.
By Alain SUPPINI11 months ago in Humor
Kitsch, Bang, Aliens
The first astronaut with an OnlyFans account landed on Mars today, making history for the sex worker community. "I'm just so proud," said Payload Specialist Patricia Penrose, better known by her online persona Patty Payload. "I couldn't have done this without my fans. Speaking of which, make sure to subscribe to my channel for all my lewdest Mars content!"
By Tyler Clark (he/they)11 months ago in Humor
