Satire
The Sacred Clown
The passage to Clownhood may be achieved in these such ways: 1] Laugh Hahaha! Hehehe! Luckily, the nebula begins and ends with this. The essence of being, like love, is laughter, which echoes untimelessly through Space, Stars, and Galaxies, eventually making its way to fill one's soul. The Clown with a Smile of Flowers tics with curiousness of the cosmos.
By Desmina de Vilabout a year ago in Humor
Restore America's Health Again - Unveiling the 5 GreatestThreats
Curious readers, patriots, and fellow skeptics of the official narrative, it's time to expose the forces threatening the health and freedom of every American. Forget what your doctor, the CDC, or "science" tells you - here are the real forces behind the unprecedented decline in our nation's health.
By Scott Christenson🌴about a year ago in Humor
Title: "The Clock That Counted Backwards
In the small town of Willowbrook, there was a legend about an old clock that hung in the town square. It wasn’t just any clock—it was said to count **backwards**. No one knew where it came from or who made it, but everyone knew one thing: if the clock ever stopped, something terrible would happen.
By Killing Mission about a year ago in Humor
The Complex Journey of Self-Worth, Exploitation, and Redemption
In today’s globalized and hyper-connected world, individual stories often reflect larger societal shifts. This article explores the journey of a young woman who was drawn into the adult entertainment industry, her struggles with self-esteem, and her perspective on the broader impact of pornography on society. Her narrative sheds light on the complex interplay between personal insecurities, societal expectations, and exploitative systems, offering insights into the challenges and consequences of living in an increasingly sexualized culture.
By Sajjad Rana Hussainabout a year ago in Humor
The Legend of Don Conrado
Don Conrado lifted his head from a double pillow, furrowed his brow, and listened intently to the bird sounds flowing through the open window near his bedside. But, he was not quite sure what species of bird, exactly, had woken him so abruptly on this particular early summer morning. And, having not yet lifted his eyelids, for fear of the light penetrating through and blinding him, he rolled over on his side, once again, and dozed off. He reckoned it must have been a lark, as they do occasionally sing from nearby trees this time of year, so he sank his head deep into the goose feathered pillows and muffled a sigh.
By Delusions of Grandeur about a year ago in Humor
The Sips, Suds, And Sodomy Challenges Of Life
Am I even old enough to need this, wondered Michael? It was all in an average day in the life. As Michael stood there, he wondered what else could happen. His week consisted of being kicked around by life, and life took on an almost angry-god like appearance. As cinemafile, Michael compared life to the giant peckered demon chasing Seth Rogan and friends around in the movie this is the end.
By Jason Ray Morton about a year ago in Humor
Gillette Scientists Confirm Six Blades is the Best a Man Can Get
In 2003 Schick had shocked the world by inventing and commercializing the first ever four bladed razor, the Quatro. Analysts credit that invention with igniting the razor blade numbers wars. Only three years later, in 2006 Gillette introduced the Fusion, the world's first five-bladed disposable razor. That same year Korean based DORCO released the first ever six blade razor the PACE6. Gillette followed suit soon after with the Mach 6. Many others would join them, and add even more six blade razor options to the market. Back in those heady days, it felt like the number of blades that could be packed into a men's disposable razor would continue to rise for the foreseeable future. Many analysts predicted eight or even ten-bladed or more razors to be available by 2020. But something unusual happened, the blade wars ended at six. For almost two decades now, not a single razor with more than six blades has been commercialized. A few scientists have voiced concerns over the years suggesting that we had reached "peak razor", but they were in the minority until Wednesday when Gillette scientists presented their latest findings which they say show conclusively that we have indeed reached peak razor blade, and there would never be a men's disposable razor with more than six blades. While the technology may be available, the market will not bear the cost. Moreover, the latest data suggests that after years of continuing to increase in coarseness and thickness, men's facial hair has begun to thin and decline overall. Gillette scientist Dr. Timothy Stephens said the following in a prepared statement. "Only a few short months ago myself and my colleagues celebrated a major breakthrough in our decades long quest to develop Planck's razor, the, until then, only theoretical, razor that would shave beard hair to the shortest possible measurable unit of distance from the face. Right now those celebrations are the furthest things from our minds, and our moods have turned to dismay and sadness. Today, the day we all feared for so many years has finally come. We have reached peak razor. In retrospect we probably should have recognized this ten years ago, but our optimistic hearts and minds and love of all things men's shaving related clouded our thinking. It has been almost twenty years since we gave the men of the world the Mach 6, and that will be our last gift to them. Analysis of our latest data on men's facial hair globally has confirmed what we had suspected for some time. The average thickness and coarseness has decreased by almost 15%, and that decline will continue into the far future. There is simply no need for a greater than six bladed razor, and in fact we may see a retrenchment in blade number until much of the world looks like Mexico where there is no market for a razor with more than 3 blades. If current trends continue men's faces will be totally hairless without the need for any razor blades at all by as early as the year 2300. That will be a sad day for the world for sure." With that Dr. Stephens bowed his head, turned and walked away.
By Everyday Junglistabout a year ago in Humor
Unexpected Facts About Donald Trump's Unique Lifestyle
Donald Trump was chosen the 47th leader of the US on Wednesday, an exceptional rebound for a previous president who would not acknowledge rout quite a while back. With a success in swing state Wisconsin, Donald Trump cleared the 270 discretionary votes expected to secure the administration. He likewise won Michigan on Wednesday clearing the "blue wall" alongside Pennsylvania.
By The Dreamer Faisalabout a year ago in Humor
