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Horoscopes for March
First Quarter Aquarius: You’ll be headhunted for a job at NASA, they’re looking for a new Chief Sanitation Engineer Pisces: This quarter you’ll resurrect the old sport Fox Tossing. As a means to please the alternative crowd, you’ll substitute the fox for a midget
By Alan Walker2 years ago in Humor
The Beginner’s Guide to the End
For forty years, the world awoke each morning relieved to be alive and undisturbed by any of the twenty-two thousand warheads pointing this way and that in the Cold War. World leaders played nuclear poker while booklets told us how to survive the fallout with bin liners, masking tape and interior doors, swiftly unhinged during the three-minute warning. Secret tunnels, chambers and shelters were dug for the lucky few while the rest sweated it out from crisis to climb-down and back.
By Ian Vince2 years ago in Humor
Music Video Pitch: Absolutely (Horror Story of a Girl)
How many lovers would stay, just to put up with this every day and all day? Lights up on our Lead, a sleepy-looking woman, sipping coffee at her kitchen counter. The sunrise streams in the window, casting her in a radiant glow.
By Test2 years ago in Humor
Embrace the Absurd: Top Ten Unlikely Superpowers You Secretly Wish You Had
In a world where superhero stories abound and superpowers such as flight, super strength, and invisibility are commonplace, it's time to venture off the usual path and discover the fantastical. As we explore the top 10 implausible superpowers that you secretly wish you possessed, get ready to let your creativity go wild. Prepare to chuckle, think, and perhaps even reevaluate what "super" means!
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humor
Neighbors
Neighbors is a 1981 weirdo black comedy that was the final film appearance of the doomed John Belushi, who died of a heroin/cocaine speedball two and a half months after the film's release (March 13, 1982). Belushi was thirty-three years old, by the way, when he died. The film is notable for several reasons, one of which being it led to the band Fear, one of the great early powerhouse L.A. punk bands, being booked to "Saturday Night Live," where they infamously played a song as their fans started a miniature riot, (Apparently Ian McKaye, from Minor Threat, as well as members of the Cro-Mags were in the audience.)
By Tom Baker2 years ago in Humor
A LETTER TO MY PRESIDENT
Can you imagine four packs of Indomietables costing N1000? I remember buying one for N30 when I was growing up. Oh! My manners, pardon me.
By AyoO2 years ago in Humor
The Tool Tangle: A Hilarious Exchange Between Two Old Friends on the Wonders and Woes of Artificial Tools
In the cozy living room of a quaint cottage, Mildred and Gladys, two lively old friends with a flair for the dramatic and a love for gossip, found themselves embroiled in a spirited debate about the marvels and miseries of artificial tools.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
The Monster Under Your Bed?
Hi Reader, Have you ever heard of the monster under your bed? Well, I am that monster. Or at least if people ever saw me, that’s what they would think. Really, I’m not that bad.
By Liam Storm2 years ago in Humor
How does the sperm reach the egg?
There is a clear separation between those who have cannons and those who have only pea shooters in the wide terrain of the male reproductive system, where the sperm journey commences. It's a distinction that affects how their destiny even unfold.
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humor
Fast Food Folly: A Hilarious Exchange Between Two Schoolboys on the Temptations and Tribulations of Fast Food
In the bustling cafeteria of Maplewood Middle School, Billy and Tommy, two mischievous schoolboys with a penchant for pranks and a love for lunchtime, found themselves embroiled in a spirited debate about the joys and perils of fast food.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
Why Didn't You Give Me A Top Story?. Content Warning.
Introduction Obviously, this is fictional because the support person actually has a meaningful dialogue with the protagonist. The protagonist is dismissed, but you can see that this is a total slice of ham fiction.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 2 years ago in Humor
The Motivation Muddle: A Hilarious Exchange Between Two Old Friends on the Quirks of Motivational Speeches
In a quaint tearoom nestled in the heart of town, Mildred and Gladys, two spirited old friends with a penchant for tea and tales, found themselves engrossed in a lively discussion about the curious world of motivational speeches.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor