Meredith Harmon
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Mix equal parts anthropologist, biologist, geologist, and artisan, stir and heat in the heart of Pennsylvania Dutch country, sprinkle with a heaping pile of odd life experiences. Half-baked.
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Daphne Unedited
It's hard to play the lyre when you're constantly being rained on. Even the Maenads had given up, and they were the most hardcore partiers you could ever imagine. He once watched them stuff Silenus head first into a giant olla when he'd gone too far one night. Normally they could shrug off the worst of weather, but even he, a god, had lost count of the days in a row that he'd tried to hold court – and it rained. And poured. And rained some more. Like that place he'd heard mentioned, far north and west, where they wore puckers in their tunics, and walked through briar patches for fun.
By Meredith Harmon2 years ago in Fiction
Blackmail and Sinismoglio
Janice, be a dear and transcribe this piece out, please? And check to see if “Anaphoric Prosmonia” is taken as a clinical diagnosis? Needs a proper name, not that drivel the client babbled about. This could make me rich! No, I mean it could make US rich, of course! What do you mean you're putting this conversation in the official transcript too? Proof? Blackmail? Oooh, you stinker! Fine, I'll cut you in. Standard 60/40 split like usual. Yes, I'll pay you for the last time before you deliver this transcript, sheesh!
By Meredith Harmon2 years ago in Fiction
You Can Do Magic. Top Story - October 2023.
“You're the one that can put out the fire, you know darn well when you cast your spell you will get your way-” “PanDan, if you don't get your lollygagging tookus down here this instant and help us out, you'll get nothing for Samhain! And stop singing, you know how it might affect things!”
By Meredith Harmon2 years ago in Fiction
