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“Oh, Jeff…I love you, too…but…your credit score is low, your income is modest, your cholesterol is elevated and your sperm count is laughable. You are genetically predisposed to a number of lethal diseases, and your relationship with your family is acrimonious at best. You hate your job and therefore do it with grudging spite.
By D. J. Reddallabout a year ago in Humor
The Apocolympics. Top Story - December 2024.
Greetings from the 51st Century. Earth’s Most Esteemed Leader, Barry Turdhammer from Estates and Resources Facilitation, has always been an advocate of the brilliance of our forebears in the Dark Arts of Middle Management. An omnixpert at formication, and a Gold Belt Middle Master Guru of the August Institute of Procedural Malignancy, Barry Turdhammer was raised on stories of derring-do in the field of Early Administrative Productivity.
By Ian Vinceabout a year ago in Humor
Ere He Drove Out of Sight
Mrs. Claus again. Does she have any idea what night this is?!? No, I cannot pick up eggs on my way home. Do I look like a rabbit?
By D. J. Reddallabout a year ago in Humor
The Journey to Self-Acceptance: How I Learned to Love Myself
For years, I struggled with self-doubt and insecurity, constantly comparing myself to others. I thought I wasn’t good enough, smart enough, or attractive enough. I spent so much time trying to meet external expectations and molding myself to fit in that I completely lost sight of who I truly was. But life has a way of teaching hard lessons, and it wasn’t until I reached a breaking point that I realized the most important relationship I would ever have was the one with myself. This is the story of how I began my journey toward self-acceptance and learned to love myself, flaws and all.
By Shalou♥️about a year ago in Humor
How I Overcame My Fear of Failure and Found My True Path
Introduction: For the longest time, I was paralyzed by the fear of failure. I was constantly worried about not being good enough or not achieving my goals, and that fear held me back from trying new things. It wasn’t until I hit a low point in my life that I realized failure isn’t something to fear—it’s something to embrace. This is the story of how overcoming my fear of failure helped me discover my true path and unlock my potential.
By Shalou♥️about a year ago in Humor
All Right, Mr. DeMille, I'm Ready for My Memes!
{{ DISCLAIMER: My name isn't DeMille, but I do feel the urge to direct. 🤷‍♂️ I'd make an excellent farcical dictator}}
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
I Think, Therefore I Meme
Hey there! 👋😁⚡ This bunch of memes is another old collection. It was originally published way back when, before this place had a Humor Community. 👍 I have updated the lame jokes, however, so there is new jocularity here to enjoy.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
The World According to Garp . Top Story - November 2024.
The World According to Garp is a film based, in a very strict sense, on the 1978 bestseller by John Irving. I dreamt it last night, so I realized this was a sign I needed to get up and write about it. Which, by the way, entailed me rewatching it after decades, a rewardingly detached, if enjoyable, experience.
By Tom Bakerabout a year ago in Humor
Types of stupid people
In this article I will talk about the different types of stupid people. This will not be comprehensive or even serious, although I do believe that stupid people do fall in certain groups, and some can fall into several.
By Ferrari Kingabout a year ago in Humor
🎼🎺 It Don't Meme A Thing..!
I'm outta control! I've lost my mind!!! {I never actually had it.} I'm going through all the stages of grief (in I don't know what order) for not winning the Sky-ku challenge. 😭😭😭😭😭
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
That which does not Kill Us makes Us Memer
Hello! ⚡🖐️😁⚡ It's me again, _Lightning Bolt⚡ with another edition of Meme-ing Madness! There are numerous episodes of this nonsense, including a couple that won Top Story awards!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
"Forgotten DAoC Guild ‘LARFO’ Resurfaces in 2024 with ‘Lost’ 2017 RvR Video, Enthralling Dozens". AI-Generated.
Camelot (Online) — Dark Age of Camelot players, rejoice (or cringe): the long-lost guild "LARFO" (Love and Respect for Others) has re-emerged in the form of a newly-released RvR video from 2017, edited and uploaded by guild member Marfo seven years after the footage was captured. The obscure 90+ minute, mostly grainy video, filmed on the private server Uthgard, has sent shockwaves across the game’s nearly deserted forums and sparked intense debates in LARFO’s ancient Discord.
By marcel michonabout a year ago in Humor